“The agony of choice”. When Santa has to deliver onaholes all around the world while saving shipping (imagine he can’t make multiple pickups with his reindeer), Santa would probably choose the store from which he can get the most different onaholes. Let’s count to see where Santa was.

• local sex-store: about 30 (including “classics” like Tenga and Fleshlight -did laugh but that’s ok for a small suburb shop)
• Eden Fantasys: 63
• Risque Boutique: 117
• J-List: about 150
• Omocha Dreams: 152
• CoolMaleSexToy: about 200
• PillowGame: 228
• Kanojo Toys: 255
• ToyDemon: about 360
• NLS: about 800
• Amazon: about 3800

Yeah, Amazon’s got close to 3800 onaholes, I picked the right category to troll around last hour (to see the product thumbnails, open one product page and confirm you’re over 18 (link on the left), then reload the page). Literally filled with parody-toys you won’t find on other Amazons, of course. Oh by the way, found some Frontier Japan toys (you know, the ones who did Onanyan -now I have some decent images) but depicting Oreimo as “handjob-onaholes”. The item title, Google Translated: “My sister is a good vegetable 崎 vol.1 feels so much fog”. Take a good laugh at it (but save your 605 yen).

Right now I think it’s time to write a new internet rule:  “If it’s an anime, there’s an onahole of it on Amazon”. Not hard to guess where Santa packet up.