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USB Onaho Warmer

mercredi 3 juillet 2013 à 00:39

USB Onaho Warmer

One step closer to the “real thing”. Until recently, I was fucking ice cold plastic too. But these days are over: now I’m fucking nicely warm plastic without using hot water !

And since it’s USB, you don’t have to worry about outlets and voltage. (hey fellow Australians: I totally love how your outlets look like :D Makes me wanna watch Scream again)

If you’re fapping on your standard PC then there’s no worry, but if you’re fapping on your bed and need your laptop: make sure you have enough battery power. Hell you can find outlet-to-USB adapters or stuff for your car’s cigarette lighter. Or you can plug it to your hamster’s wheel *just kidding.

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(Apple keyboard, booo ! Let it fry ’till there nothing more than smoke !)

So, what can I say…  you plug it in the USB port, it warms up after a few minutes, you pour some lube in the onahole, you stick the warmer inside, you let it heat the onahole for 2-5 minutes, and there you go.

/!\ NOTICE

Don’t let it warm too long ! The warming stick heats up to 42°C, which makes the onahole conveniently as warm as a girl’s vagina, but the onahole material (especially TPE, which is pretty common and best whatsoever) is pretty sensitive to thermal variations (that’s also why you shouldn’t use the hairdryer to dry the onahole after cleaning).

Your beloved blogmaster experienced this with “Miu” (to be reviewed soon), that’s what happens when the hentai is slow to reach the dirty sex scenes: the onahole heated up a good half an hour, and the entrance changed shape (became wider). Not to mention it was too hot for using. I see hobo had this kind of issue with his Seven too, so keep track of the heating time :)

by AkaiHebi
# Feeling and pleasure
# Materials and cleaning
# Packaging and addons
# Price
Overall: 88%
Onaholes more lifelike with very little investment