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Chin up, sea toad. Evolution may have given you a grumpy face, a potato-sack body, and what looks like a permanent case of chin rash, but at least you got legs, right? How many fish get legs? Legs are probably good for something underwater, right? They probably are. I mean, they certainly don’t look useless dangling from your weird little abdomen like that while you swim. Not useless at all. You really are a lucky fish.
Video courtesy of NOAA Okeanos Explorer Program
“Oh, that’s a cute one, evolution! What is that?”
“It’s a hyrax! It pees in holes.”
“Huh.”
“Guess what it’s most closely related to.”
“I don’t know, what?”
“No, guess.”
“I mean… rodents, right? It’s a rodent?”
“Nope. Teeth are different.”
“Oh. Um, is it some kind of tiny fat dog?“
“What? No.”
“Oh! Is it like that weird miniature deer you did?”
“Ha, no. That was a good one, though.”
“Okay, fine. I give up. What is the hyrax most closely related to?”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“Nothing in between?”
“Not really, no.”
“I just… how? Why?”
“Dunno. I like messing with you, mostly.”
Image Source: Bjørn Christian Tørrissen / Wikimedia Commons / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0
“Oh, that’s a cute one, evolution! What is that?”
“It’s a hyrax! It pees in holes.”
“Huh.”
“Guess what it’s most closely related to.”
“I don’t know, what?”
“No, guess.”
“I mean… rodents, right? It’s a rodent?”
“Nope. Teeth are different.”
“Oh. Um, is it some kind of tiny fat dog?“
“What? No.”
“Oh! Is it like that weird miniature deer you did?”
“Ha, no. That was a good one, though.”
“Okay, fine. I give up. What is the hyrax most closely related to?”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“Nothing in between?”
“Not really, no.”
“I just… how? Why?”
“Dunno. I like messing with you, mostly.”
Image Source: Bjørn Christian Tørrissen / Wikimedia Commons / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0
“Hey, look! If I have this Taonius squid float around with its arms above its head, it kind of looks like a funny bird.”
“More like an uncannily murderous bird, evolution.”
“Potayto, potahto.”
“Hey, look! If I have this Taonius squid float around with its arms above its head, it kind of looks like a funny bird.”
“More like an uncannily murderous bird, evolution.”
“Potayto, potahto.”