Happy Thanksgiving from evolution! Enjoy your roast ugly dinosaur.

Why is the cape rain frog mad? I don’t know, evolution, maybe because you made it look like a bloated alien rock with arms?

Evolution obviously did the mola mola on a Friday afternoon.

Honestly, evolution, the trumpeter hornbill looks more like a Photoshop accident than a proper bird. How stupid do you think we are?

"Hey, evolution, what are you doing for Halloween?"

"Well, I made this moth, and then I dressed it up like two flies feeding on a big wet pile of bird crap."

"Um."

"I even made it smell like bird crap.”

"I see."

"Isn’t it awesome?"

"Why couldn’t you just do ‘sexy cat’ like everyone else?"