muscleluvr2:

*squarts all over the finish of your new car*

muscleluvr2:

anuria:

muscleluvr2:

captalias:

muscleluvr2:

how much do you have to not love yourself to get this tattoed on you

It actually seems useful; Imagine that you have an asthma attack and can’t speak. You could point out the tattoo to your teacher or friend or a passerby. 

wow, how convenient

*rolls up pant leg and points to my embarrassing tattoo to indicate that i am indeed having an asthma attack*

*gets tattoo saying “i get erectile dysfunction when i’m nervous, please have some respect for a medecal condition and let me relax for a bit if it happens ill be fine” with a picture of a small flaccid penis above my penis*

mcwrap:

i changed hi to nugget in my moms phone

A collection of stuff that makes me stop and look two or three times and forces me to think about sticking my cock into a hot juicy pussy. Or mouth. Or ass. You get my point.