Mes trouvailles du jour : 23 May 2013
jeudi 23 mai 2013 à 21:00- Coucou les noirs ! Avez vous entendu parler du *SIDA* ?! | Journalisme Total
Une lecture critique, excellent.
- ### Two problems * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. * Some people, when faced with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use #binary." Now they have 10 problems. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use #threads," and then two they hav erpoblesms. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I’ll use #multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use mutexes." Now they have * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I’ll use caching." Now they have one problems. * Some people see a problem and think "I know, I’ll use #Java!" Now they have a ProblemFactory. * Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems. * Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think "I know, I’ll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time jobs. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I’ll think outside the box!" Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen. * Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think "I know, I’ll use something from Star Wars". Now two problems they have. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use #UTF8." Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?. * "I’ll use #PHP!" Now they have ("1 apple" + "1 orange") problems. * "I’ll use #Perl!" Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem…. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use Shareware." Now they have two trials. * Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I’ll use delegations." Now their problem is a problem of their problem. * Some people when confronted with a problem think "I know, I’ll quote jwz". Now everyone has a problem. —from http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html #programming #problems
Et voilà, je ricane devant mon écran :p
Merci Seb
- DuckDuckGo new public XMPP/Jabber service on dukgo.com! – duck.co – The DuckDuckGo Community
Ah, une alternative au server XMPP jabber.org qui est à bout de souffle. Je migre !
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