"How should I decorate this nyala? I’m thinking maybe spiral horns."

"Sure, evolution, spiral horns are pretty cool."

"And orange legs."

"Bold choice, but all right…"

"And maybe some facial markings. And fringy hair!"

"Hey, don’t get too carried away, okay? It’s just an antelope."

"Ooh, how about some stripes? Stripes are majestic."

"Hmm. It kind of just looks like a bird pooped all over it."

"No. It looks majestic.”

"Whatever you say."