“Hey, remember the gastric brooding frog?”

“Which one was that again?”

“You know, the cute little one where I cleverly arranged for it to incubate its eggs inside its stomach and then regurgitate the hatchlings through its mouth.”

“Ugh, right. What is it with you and frog hatching, evolution? Anyway, didn’t the baby-vomiting one go extinct?”

“Yeah, it did. But now the humans are trying to resurrect it!”

“What? Why?”

“Because everything deserves a second chance.”

“Really? Everything?”

“Man, I knew I was keeping those big-brained weirdos around for something.”