"Hey, evolution, what are you working on?"

"Nothing."

"Come on, show me."

"I don’t want to."

"Aw, why not?"

"Because you’re going to think it looks stupid."

"What? No I’m not."

"Yes you are. You always do."

"Don’t be ridiculous. Aren’t we friends?"

"Fine. Here. It’s called a crested guineafowl."

"Oh my god, what happened to its head? It looks like you transplanted it from a smaller, uglier animal."

"I hate you."