"Hey! I bet you can’t tell what this is."

"It’s a slug."

"You can’t tell because I’ve cleverly disguised it."

"It’s a slug."

"Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Could it be some kind of cow?’"

"It’s definitely a slug."

"But no! It doesn’t even have a backbone!"

"Evolution, it’s a white banana slug.”

"Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. It’s a slug. Good trick, though, huh?"

"Please stop pretending that random mutations were brilliant ideas you had."