"Ew, evolution, what are you doing?"

"Making a fruiting body for the stinkhorn fungus. Isn’t it cool?"

"Hmm. I’m not sure that’s the way to go here."

"Why not? It helps the fungus spread its spores."

"It’s just that it looks a little… anatomical."

"What? Nobody’s going to think that."

“Everybody’s going to think that.”

"But I made it smell like hot death!”

"Yeah, that isn’t helping."

"You’re no fun at all."