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"Crap. I think the bat extruder’s broken again."

"How is that possible, evolution? We just fixed it last—oh. Oh, yeah, that’s not right."

"They’re pretty bad, huh?"

"They look like shriveled hairy potatoes"

"Hang on, maybe I can salvage this."

"Nuh-uh. No. No way."

"I mean, it is kind of cool how that one skin flap can stretch all the way over their faces.”

"Kind of horrifying, you mean."

"Maybe I can spin it as an adaptation."

"For what? Frightening small children?"

“‘Wrinkle-faced bats.’”

"How on Earth has no one fired you yet?"

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