« i hope you end up like industrial capitalism and destroy yourself »
Karl Marx, teenage dirtbag.

« KARL MARX: i have other friends
HENRIETTA MARX: “the workers” do not count as friends
KARL MARX: I AM A FRIEND TO EVERY WORKER IN THE WORLD
HENRIETTA MARX: then why didn’t any of them come to your birthday party
KARL MARX: because theyre ALIENATED, MOM
like me »

rotfl. Literally, rotfl.
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