Those who want us to believe that government inherently can't do anything right (and do their damndest to make sure it doesn't) want to privatize some government functions, such as the TSA and air traffic control.

Privatization would lead to paying low wages and getting lower-quality staff with less training. It would also lead to situations where your local air traffic control company suddenly goes bankrupt due to internal mismanagement, so your airport is shut for weeks till new contracts are negotiated.