terrifywhitepeople:

the fucked up thing about this is that dick is a nickname, not a given name. this guy could have chosen to live his life as richard, or rich, or richie, or rick, but he chose dick. this man knows exactly what he has done and his madcap grin suggests the soul of a truly brilliant comic. i will find him, and under his tutelage, i will ascend to the next level of blogging.