man: *comes into room"*
everyone: oh nno its him! it's the anus smoocher?!! everyobody get away!!! sav e yourselfs!
man: if anoyone in here is gay "gets" tim and eric im gonna have to smooch your butthole..
me: i have to make a sacrfice...i dont want lips to smooch on my asshol or anything, this is just for the greater good...i must...im not thinking of being rimmed at all...no... i just want to help these people, i want to help them
me: *raises hand*
man: i see we have one brave soul in this room, my faith in humanity has just been restored, im proud of you
me: thanks are you gonna kiss on my butthole yet hurry up kiss my little cheerio

like if you would stand up for people and get rimmed when no one else would