As I walk through the valley in my minecraft world
I look at my health points and realize Im almost KO’d
Cause I’ve been grinding and gaming so long,
That even Kefka thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never pwned a noob that didn’t deserve it
you treat me like a nerd but in game I am epic
You better watch how you’re talking and who you’re instalocking
Or you and your party might be ganked in mid
I’m out of pee bottles, my bladder is full
As I piss, I see myself in the toilet bowl, scrub
I’m the kinda G the little gamers wanna be like
On my knees in the night shooting loads into my fleshlight

Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin’
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by solid snake
So I gotta be down with the darkwraiths
lara croft has big titties, gotta masturbate
I’m an educated fool with rupies on my mind
Got my ult off cooldown and a gleam in my eye
I’m a hardcore gamer set trollin’ griefer
And the server is down so don’t aggro my anger, noob
Death ain’t nothing but a lagstab away,
I’m living life, praise the sun, what can I say
I’m level 23, but will I live to see 24
The way things are going I don’t know……..

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we pwn are you and me

Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise