daily remindedr to all:  your penis doesn’t have to be beautiful.. it doesn’t have to be pale, like a porcelin doll, your balls can hang out, they can be big or messy or uneven, with a lot of hairs, and smell like a wet dog, your penis doesn’t have to smell like strawberries and cream and it doesn’t have to look like it fell out of a softcore porn mag, anyone who is intimidated by it isn’t worthy of its glory.