You know who really gets me hot and steamy? Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs is my crimson red adonis, my big, strong, grizzled man. I want Mr. Krabs to clamp down on my ankles with his big, muscular claws and tell me what a bad, bad boy I've been as he drags me back to our love nest. I cannot wait for the day that Mr. Krabs makes me his husband