whatareghouls:

ghost-of-algren:

According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.”

Oh god, it was a my little pony wasn’t it.

please look at the amount of completely serious “thanks Obama”-esque comments on this article blaming the president for this kid humping an Applejack stuffed animal

only in obama’s america!!!!!!!