# articles

feed_id: http://onahole.kawaii.su/?p=357
title: ToysHeart video
uri: ToysHeart-video
url: http://onahole.kawaii.su/toysheart-video/
content:
<p>A short company-video of ToysHeart. Stream in HTML5 MP4 and WebM formats.</p>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=309
title: New evaluation system ?
uri: New-evaluation-system
url: http://www.onahole.eu/new-evaluation-system/
content:
<p>Hey boys (and girls ?), I just received my latest order, filled with fun stuff and still smelling of the fresh air of Tokyo (no, just kidding). And what does this mean ? Yes, more reviews !<br />
There&#8217;s something I was thinking about for some time.. I&#8217;m unsure about WordPress.com hosting while I pretty well know how to host a blog myself, depending on how things develop I might open a <em>real</em> independent blog (with all the content of course) and start making cool new stuff like.. video streaming, realtime price update, .. J-List/NLS coupons (who knows ?)..<br />
But first things first: the actual &#8220;heart system&#8221; is a bit.. inaccurate to show how much I dis/-like an onahole ? So I was thinking about something like this:<br />
<a href="http://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/graph.png"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-310" title="" src="http://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/graph.png?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="181" /></a><br />
A net graph with scores from 0 to 10 for criteria like &#8220;realism&#8221;, &#8220;materials&#8221;, &#8220;price&#8221;,.. That&#8217;s very easy to do with a simple spreadsheet, but what about the criteria ? These are just examples, maybe you have some ideas of what can be evaluated in toys.</p>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=287
title: Squid & C-moon series
uri: Squid-C-moon-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/squid-c-moon-series/
content:
<p>You&#8217;re a poor and lonely fisherman fishing for his own daily meal. You expected to find tuna in your nets, yet you found two soft and cute girls. Not a bad day after all, you take home these creatures from the depths to &#8220;study&#8221; them more&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="media/e0c9fcff.1_1345013342_m_nmzfb.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1345013342_m_nmzfb.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-289" title="" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1345013342_m_nmzfb.jpg?w=264" width="264" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-288" title="" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1345013341_m_eostl.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-31967">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=31967&amp;key=3804142072" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00AH8NAAC">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B00AH8NAAC&amp;key=2195187060" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Got C-moon, the ribby one. First thing to note is the packaging: unlike any other toy, these are blister packs. You may know this little &#8220;life hack&#8221; to easily open a blister pack, just use a can opener. Properly slit open 3 sides, and here you go. Put these scissors down <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>From the inside, C-moon looks like this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-290" title="" alt="" src="media/e27ccaad.1_1345013345_8_e4gpv.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1345013345_8_e4gpv.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Multiple little ribs in 3 chambers which offer a noticeable vacuum effect. The material is very soft, even more than <a href="/bubble-shake/">Bubble Shake</a>, you stroke gently and you get a strange light stimulus. A bit like you don&#8217;t want her to wake up&#8230;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s all right as long as you want it to last, but when it comes to orgasm a little more stimulation would be welcome. What I do ? I quickly switch to <a href="/hunter-girl-series/">Hunter Girl</a> just before cumming -literally ramming in (and since C-moon increases the pleasure slower than Hunter Girl, the resulting orgasm is pretty strong -you know: the faster you come, the weaker it is).</p>
<p>The blister makes the storage a bit more complicated, the smart solution is to take out the illustrations, throw the blister away and store the onahole in a <a href="/toy-bag/">toy bag</a> <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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			<span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Squid &amp; C-moon series</span>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=279
title: Transfer Student
uri: Transfer-Student
url: https://www.onahole.eu/transfer-student/
content:
<p>You prepared yourself for a boring maths lesson (hell you could even bring a pillow at school), when the teacher opens the door and lets someone in.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hajimashite, watashi no namae wa Tanaka Yoko. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!&#8221;</p>
<p>*Nice to meet you, my name is Yoko Tanaka. Please take care of me!</p>
<p>And so you spend the rest of the maths lesson taking quick looks at this new busty girl, a few desks next to you. She notices it, and blushes. So cute ! You clip a little piece of paper from your book, write on it that you want to talk to her after the lesson, fold the paper as a little plane and throw it at her. The plane smoothly lands on her desk, she reads your note, looks at you and smiles shyly. But by the end of the day, you already became best friends&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-281" title="" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1302657250_m_mfdio.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-26860">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=26860&amp;key=3719264101" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB004UOHI1Q">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B004UOHI1Q&amp;key=1069756856" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>First: the package is quite big compared to the content. A good 15 cm width when the content takes at most 5 cm. Tell me it&#8217;s to have a bigger illustration <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>When it comes to the content, it&#8217;s quite simple: a new standard is born. It fits well to &#8220;westies&#8221;, is easy to use, and provides good stimulus.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-282" title="" alt="" src="media/7421e7c9.1_1302657252_6_2yyd1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1302657252_6_2yyd1.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>NLS even used a mini-cam to shoot the inside:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-283" title="" alt="" src="media/373ea49a.1_1302668147_8_0lvm8.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1_1302668147_8_0lvm8.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>Do you think this is enough to satisfy you ? <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>NLS warns about more difficult usage in case of soft erection, I just tell you to do whatever it needs to have a full erection, so you can have it wrap your entire penis firmly. What I do next is stroking gently, letting it glide all along and give &#8220;little pushes&#8221; fully inserted when it&#8217;s cumming time. This makes this onahole a quite good &#8220;hentai-experience enhancer&#8221; (and hentai in school context there&#8217;s plenty of it). However I think the internal structure could feature some more stuff, little ribs at the entrance for example to feel more &#8220;imprisoned&#8221; inside as if the girl tightens from being a bit anxious.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to &#8220;wet&#8221; her well before insertion. Be gentle to her, and she will fulfill all your needs anytime. Enjoy !</p>
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		<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">70%</span></div>
		<span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">A good onahole for newcomers</span>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=268
title: HUG ME!! air pillow
uri: HUG-ME-air-pillow
url: https://www.onahole.eu/hug-me-air-pillow/
content:
<p>I really don&#8217;t know how to introduce this post. Let&#8217;s try like this:</p>
<p>You surely know that it exists: air pillows, air dolls, onaholes. Happens that in Japan they take a product that could be a genuine beach air mattress, put some illustrations on it, and sell it. Oh they form it in a certain way, and let it be called &#8220;hug pillow&#8221;. Being very skeptical about it&#8217;s &#8220;spice-up&#8221; effect, I just wanted to buy one, cheap, to try out. One of the cheapest with printing on NLS is &#8220;HUG ME!! Innocent Girl&#8217;s Lovely Air Pillow&#8221;.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-269" title="" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1335402885_dtl_1_1327467887_m_p4usy.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t mind the onahole, separate item I didn&#8217;t took (you guess I got plenty of onaholes to choose from <img src="media/9f125594.icon_cool.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' /> and <a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a> is quite similar).</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-270" title="" alt="" src="media/c0b791ec.1_1327467889_2_yr5tk.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1327467889_2_yr5tk.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-29731">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=29731&amp;key=2229331165" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0067VJE1C">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0067VJE1C&amp;key=3493477268" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Ok boy, you acquired an air pillow depicting a <em>just-age-of-consent-in-Japan-girl</em> calling you onii-chan (big bro&#8217;) with cat ears and a 19.5 cm space between the &#8220;legs&#8221; to place up to 3 onaholes (look how NLS&#8217; doing it right):</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-271" title="" alt="" src="media/7eff0b9e.1_1327467890_8_sx7yq.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1327467890_8_sx7yq.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>.. and it was the cheapest item demonstrated by NLS that has printing&#8230; NLS shows you how it works:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-272" title="" alt="" src="media/90f10526.1_1327467890_7_3syzg.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1327467890_7_3syzg.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>&#8230; and so you got yourself an A/C air pump because yes it takes only 1-2 minutes to blow it up, and you&#8217;re ready to go missionary. You do know how missionary works ? No ? Just take a look on the Wikipedia page, has some illustrations. And then you are going to ask me: isn&#8217;t there something strange with the penetration angle ? Does it fit a human&#8217;s erection ? Look:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-273" title="" alt="" src="media/10438441.1.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1.png" width="320" height="200" /></p>
<p>In blue the pillow, in red your favorite onahole, in green you.  (forgive my poor drawing skills, not the point here anyway). Of course you won&#8217;t use 3 onaholes at the same time because to put them all in place they have to be like this, good luck to penetrate that in missionary and the pillow design prevents any lotus-position fallback. So you do this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-274" title="" alt="" src="media/4202cf9d.11.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/11.png" width="320" height="200" /></p>
<p>That&#8217;s better. But remember how a man&#8217;s thrusting in missionary: with a slight rotation movement, you soon enough end up like this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-275" title="" alt="" src="media/e4c413f8.12.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/12.png" width="320" height="200" /></p>
<p>Once you start to get in the mood, <strong>you manage to dig the onahole out of the pillow</strong>. Great <img src="media/b37ef66a.icon_evil.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif" alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>You can try with a lump erection so that the angle is sharp enough to keep the onahole into the pillow, but well.. pretty deceiving. The printing may be arousing enough (with the help of a little hentai on the laptop just aside) but the little troubles with the penetration angle, the pillow slipping as you thrust in, trying to penetrate well enough without putting too much weight on the pillow.. definitively not a good experience.</p>
<p>And ho-oh, you have to keep in mind that it is filled with air, that even the smallest hole results in noticeable air leakage, and there&#8217;s nothing like trying to have fun while a hissing sound reminds you you have to hurry before there&#8217;s no more air in it. Should this be an issue ? <strong>Hell yes, as soon as at the second time !</strong> You got me well: the air pillow isn&#8217;t melted in one piece, but in separate pieces molten together. And what had to happen happened: 3 holes right on the ridge, and you can&#8217;t fix it of course, it&#8217;s not like a bicycle tire. Yes, just there who you put your toys in, that&#8217;s the weak spot. Congratulations, you can take it out to the trash and post on your blog, see you soon buying more rubbish from EXE. <img src="media/899ed8b7.icon_mad.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif" alt=':mad:' class='wp-smiley' />  &#8216;guess the printing is the best thing in this product&#8230; apart the experience that you <strong>have</strong> to &#8220;step into dogshit&#8221; to avoid it next time.</p>
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		<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">10%</span></div>
		<span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">fshhhhhhhhh... *bam*</span>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=263
title: Hunter Girl series
uri: Hunter-Girl-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/hunter-girl-series/
content:
<p>Tentacle monsters are quite common in hentai series. But almost always, you notice that the tentacle monsters &#8220;take care&#8221; of girls only.</p>
<p>Almost.</p>
<p>From my (huge) hentai collection, I&#8217;ve one or two shows where the one being raped by tentacles is actually the man, not the girl. Pretty hard by the way, have in mind that the tentacle monster needs the &#8220;vital fluid&#8221; from humans as food. Get it ? <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-264" title="" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1343804958_m_bs3cm.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-31857">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=31857&amp;key=3360792588" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0095C0CUC">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0095C0CUC&amp;key=3257163885" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Hunter Girl packaging. Yes these are girls, the white-haired seem to be a kind of northern warrior, the blonde looks more like a ninja (from the few clothes remaining).</p>
<p>They wanted to find and kill the two monsters of the mountains frightening the nearby villagers. They found them&#8230; but they didn&#8217;t expect to be in this situation. While the girls get raped by tentacle monsters, you, as a bypassing guy, &#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li>pick up monster piece</li>
<li>take out cock</li>
<li>start masturbating with monster piece..</li>
<li>.. while watching girls being deeply abused by monsters in front of you</li>
</ul>
<p>Middle ages were hard times. Or do you prefer the monsters abusing you, too ? <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Bumps ? I already got <a href="/max-series/">IBO MAX</a>. So I just buy the one with the ribs: the red one.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-265" alt="" src="media/8baf39f6.1_1343804961_8_zyiux.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1343804961_8_zyiux.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Now, <strong>that&#8217;s</strong> an onahole with easy entrance ! A bit of lube here, a bit of lube there, and you can ram inside. Oh, feel free to press the air out of it first, you won&#8217;t regret it.</p>
<p>Straight and quite simple structures, good flexibility and an original outside design, it&#8217;s pretty good. Conceived like this, best is to stroke between middle and bottom quickly. Feels like something&#8217;s really sucking your thing to extract your vital fluids, and of course you won&#8217;t be able to resist long against it.</p>
<p>By the end of the day, the villagers found in the mountains two completely sex-drunk girls, still spasming from their orgasms. The monster-piece-fapping guy, nobody knows who it was, and where he is now..  Some say he turned into a sex-hungry monster himself..</p>
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		<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">60%</span></div>
		<span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Ever wanted to fuck a tentacle monster ? Look here.</span>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=237
title: Age series
uri: Age-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series/
content:
<p>You all already know how <a href="/shakuhachi-musume-oral-pump/">sick</a> they sometimes are, at ToysHeart. Came a salary guy in the ToysHeart office, sat down between a guy from the marketing team and a guy from the conception team. They all started brainstorming about what the next success story of ToysHeart should be. After a few minutes, the guy stands up and shouts: &#8220;I&#8217;ve got it ! Let&#8217;s start a series of toys depicting young girls !&#8221;. &#8220;How young ?&#8221;, the CEO asked. The guy looks at the marketing guy: &#8220;Let&#8217;s target everybody&#8217;s fantasies !&#8221;. Marketing guy shivers a bit, but feels the need to ask: &#8220;Do you mean&#8230; <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolicon">lolicons</a> too ?&#8221;. &#8220;Yeah of course ! It could even prevent sexual assaults in the real life !&#8221;. The CEO: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8230; I don&#8217;t care. Just do something that makes us win big money&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s how all of this started ! (maybe)</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-945" alt="age" src="media/00347ae8.age.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/age.jpg" width="600" height="99" /></p>
<p><strong>UPDATE</strong></p>
<p>For added convenience, the review has been separated for each product:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=231
title: Kozaru
uri: Kozaru
url: https://www.onahole.eu/kozaru/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-232" title="1_1291707619_m_8XfCp" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1291707619_m_8xfcp.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>(not sold anymore, was about 10.62 $)</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t really figure out what the purpose of this one is&#8230;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a compact onahole, super compact. NLS speaks about bike grip, and they&#8217;re right: pretty much the same size. It&#8217;s transparent and the internal structure is groovy, not very deep but tight.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, tight. So tight you:</p>
<ol>
<li>hardly push your thing inside (the entrance is badly conceived)</li>
<li>battle with this piece of **** so that your thing doesn&#8217;t slip out and project it miles away</li>
<li>can&#8217;t even manage to have pleasure</li>
</ol>
<p>The hole&#8217;s actual width is one of a standard pencil, and the material is flexible polymer. And the air can&#8217;t be pushed out, of course. Let me illustrate what happens&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="media/c059aef6.kozaru.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kozaru.png"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-233" title="kozaru" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kozaru.png?w=300" width="300" height="144" /></a></p>
<p>Maybe cats can use this hole&#8230;. maybe. But not humans, oh no. Are you serious, ToysHeart ?!<br />
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=220
title: Baby-faced Green-ass Teacher Hina
uri: Baby-faced-Green-ass-Teacher-Hina
url: https://www.onahole.eu/baby-faced-green-ass-teacher-hina/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-221" title="1_1335403139_dtl_1_1328072142_m_Jg9Ut" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1335403139_dtl_1_1328072142_m_jg9ut.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>The title sounds so strange. Anyway.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-29759">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=29759&amp;key=3697396585" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB006MP06NS">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B006MP06NS&amp;key=317063999" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Very average item, overall. Big piece of elastomer, not tight and not vacuuming, &#8220;zigzaging&#8221; internal structure with no extras. I&#8217;m unsure about the transparency of the material, but because it&#8217;s not very common let&#8217;s say it&#8217;s a bonus.</p>
<p>Stroking with quite mild sensations, the internal form limits the stroking speed, it comes with a little bottle of lube that is quite useful. The ambiguous packaging has to be noted too: without the lipstick and the word &#8220;teacher&#8221;, it could be mistaken.</p>
<p>Of course you can cum with it (and good), but well.. not my best onahole <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=215
title: “MAX” series
uri: MAX-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/max-series/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-216" title="max" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/max.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>ToysHeart with some powerful stuff.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-28470">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=28470&amp;key=762431603" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0061HNV8O">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0061HNV8O&amp;key=2428865654" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>The red one, IBO MAX, has bumps. The violet one, HIDA MAX, has ribs.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-217" title="max1" alt="" src="media/70fef13f.max1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/max1.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-218" title="max2" alt="" src="media/e226aeec.max2.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/max2.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Yes of course they&#8217;re both hardcore, so you want to buy both. The preference between bumps and ribs is up to you, I can only talk about IBO <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Although it looks quite nasty, there&#8217;s no &#8220;scratching&#8221; sensation (*if you pour enough lube in). So you can pretty much stroke wildly and release the napalm off your balls. Not much to say, good elasticity, not too loose and not too tight, efficient cleaning&#8230; Worth the price.</p>
<p>Start the thunderstorm !<br />
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=181
title: Onanyan! series
uri: Onanyan-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/onanyan-series/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-582" alt="Onanyan!" src="media/8ac2f538.Onanyan.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Onanyan.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>(volume 1, 2 &amp; 3:  I got only the 1)</p>
<p>Well at least the &#8220;-nyan&#8221; has a reason here (girls wearing nekomimi &#8211; cat ears) unlike <a href="/the-haru-nyan-mini-series/">Haru Nyan Mini</a>.</p>
<p>Nowhere to find now except Amazon, FYI it was about 18 $ on J-List (while 6,72 $ on Amazon, sigh), the latest item I got from them by the way.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB006GKFK3A">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B006GKFK3A&amp;key=3742954618" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-583" alt="Onanyan1" src="media/cb68ccc7.Onanyan1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Onanyan1.jpg" width="300" height="120" /></p>
<p>Long story short: you didn&#8217;t miss anything. The material was not firm enough for anything, and actually the entrance shape.. prevents western insertion quite good, too narrow, too limb. And of course cleaning is quite difficult because of the size of it, and the internal structure.<br />
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=178
title: Future Loid Mikuty Pocket VER. 2.0
uri: Future-Loid-Mikuty-Pocket-VER-2-0
url: https://www.onahole.eu/future-loid-mikuty-pocket-ver-2-0/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-179" title="miku_hatsune_t29" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/miku_hatsune_t29.jpg?w=182" width="182" height="300" /></p>
<p>Bad bad parody.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO350">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=OMO350&amp;key=2100593867" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB003BO00BG">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B003BO00BG&amp;key=3789191645" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Pretty cheap, isn&#8217;t it ? Well yeah of course, cheap material, low stimulation, &#8230; no good memories of it. Well, I actually want to forget about it. Do it too.<br />
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=169
title: Fera Zoma
uri: Fera-Zoma
url: https://www.onahole.eu/fera-zoma/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-170" title="Fera Zoma" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ferazoma.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>A blowjob onahole. You see the &#8220;mouth-form&#8221;, right ?</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT547">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT547&amp;key=1321504516" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-25438">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=25438&amp;key=3047972248" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB004CFBSYQ">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B004CFBSYQ&amp;key=880055586" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>It is an evolution from a previous one, &#8220;Fera Master&#8221;. Greatly improved, actually. ToysHeart has some amazing history.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-176" title="ferazoma1" alt="" src="media/eea9109c.ferazoma1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ferazoma1.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>On insertion, your thing gets nicely wrapped between a ribby top and a rough bottom (with the sort of tongue). The more large part at the ending has it&#8217;s importance here, because when the air is pressed out, it produces a (welcome) suction effect.</p>
<p>The material is pretty flexible so it fits well for western people (even better: a greater girth better prevents air to flow in, and so it keeps the vacuum). Easy to use, easy to wash, less stimulation than a &#8220;vagina- onahole&#8221; but of course that&#8217;s not the point.</p>
<p>Just a thing: the entrance is pretty large and doesn&#8217;t have any &#8220;barrier&#8221;, so the lube spills quite easily. Better put some lube on your thing instead of pouring it inside if you don&#8217;t want lube drops (and stuff) on the floor or elsewhere. That&#8217;s up to you <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Original and well-made toy, has a good ranking in my personal &#8220;best of&#8221;.<br />
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=172
title: Greatest Stroker II
uri: Greatest-Stroker-II
url: https://www.onahole.eu/greatest-stroker-ii/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-173" title="Greatest Stroker" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gs1.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="267" /></p>
<p>The content of this box:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-174" title="Greatest Stroker" alt="" src="/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gs2.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="267" /></p>
<p>Yes, it is what it is: a thing with a moving part inside that &#8220;strokes&#8221; your thing.</p>
<p>Or actually not. Wait for it.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT601">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT601&amp;key=3247264108" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB005QHVOE8">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B005QHVOE8&amp;key=2071174426" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>How should I review it ? The entrance is so narrow that a full-erected western man can&#8217;t enter it, and of course with a soft erection you can&#8217;t correctly &#8220;press it inside&#8221; either. Let alone the fact that the &#8220;stroking piece&#8221; is too far inside and that.. it can&#8217;t handle a western&#8217;s girth (so that the motors stalls, great). Pretty much batteries are necessary, and it&#8217;s pretty loud too.</p>
<p>I can hardly figure out to who this product is aimed for. For people with the length and girth of a pencil ? (not even joking). So actually, 48 $ wasted (because yes, its price went up since then).</p>
<p>Sorry guys, I know you make a lot better stuff now (see next post), but I have to mention who produces this: ToysHeart.<br />
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=162
title: Tsun Ero
uri: Tsun-Ero
url: https://www.onahole.eu/tsun-ero/
content:
<p><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-164" title="tsunero" alt="" src="media/b3ddf888.tsunero1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tsunero1.jpg"?988335" width="400" height="300" /></p><p>Just because it depicts an anime character doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s a great product. Today&#8217;s proof: Tsun Ero. Basically it&#8217;s an onahole that matches to this flog pillow (or &#8220;frog pillow&#8221;, according to NLS):</p><p><img
class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-165" title="flogpillow" alt="" src="media/11fefea2.flogpillow.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/flogpillow.jpg"?w=150&amp;988335" width="150" height="112" /></p><p>Just focus on the onahole. Oh yeah you recognize her, it&#8217;s Hiiragi Kagami, from Lucky Star.</p><ul><li><a
href="http://www.jlist.com/product/AO042">J-List</a>: <img
class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=AO042&amp;key=2814464122" width="200" height="15" /></li><li><a
href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-14823">NLS</a>: <img
class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=14823&amp;key=3445838208" width="200" height="15" /></li><li><a
href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB001DUKUF6">Amazon JP</a>: <img
class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B001DUKUF6&amp;key=989900338" width="200" height="15" /></li></ul><p>Ok now, how do describe.. NLS wrote that &#8220;internal structure is shaped like a gourd and a dynamic, something that reminds a girl feel&#8221;. Oh my, they&#8217;re getting to gentle at it.</p><p>This onahole is <strong>HEAVY</strong>, the material thickness prevents any precision play, entrance is uneasy, but at least you can press the air out of it to get suction effect (a quite good, at least).</p><p>Why this thick ? Because you have to put it in the &#8220;frog pillow&#8221;, silly ! But that didn&#8217;t prevent me to feel the material, light-years far away from what ToysHeart achieves with their <a
href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoplastic_elastomer">TPE</a> variations. Who did this ? Ah, Wins. Lastly they try to copy Rends products, with very little success. Wouldn&#8217;t recommend any of their stuff, pale copies of what others make the best.<br
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itemprop="rating">1.0</span></div> <span
class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Lucky Star fans, don't fall for this.</span></div></div></p> 


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=133
title: Bubble Shake
uri: Bubble-Shake
url: https://www.onahole.eu/bubble-shake/
content:
<p><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-134" title="Buuble Shake" alt="" src="media/674dbfae.1_1315976934_m_pqb0u.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1315976934_m_pqb0u.jpg"?988335" width="400" height="300" /></p><p>You surely know ToysHeart, they&#8217;re around for quite some time now, releasing many products with some being -very- popular. This time let&#8217;s talk about the Bubble Shake series: two onaholes, named &#8220;real type&#8221; (brown) and &#8220;function type&#8221; (pink).</p><ul><li><a
href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT596">J-List</a>: <img
class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT596&amp;key=2356003295" width="200" height="15" /></li><li><a
href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-27938">NLS</a>: <img
class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=27938&amp;key=394069568" width="200" height="15" /></li><li><a
href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB005KGF83I">Amazon JP</a>: <img
class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B005KGF83I&amp;key=78552486" width="200" height="15" /></li></ul><p>Which one I got ? Real type. Note that mainly color and internal structure differs, the point about the material remains the same.</p><p><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-487" title="" alt="" src="media/d7634fd4.1_1315976935_4_d5x9Z.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1315976935_4_d5x9Z.jpg"?988335" width="290" height="220" /></p><p>Dunno how to exactly explain, let&#8217;s try like this: (too) soft, deep, wonderful. The too soft can be illustrated this way: you can have your thing filling the half of the hole, the end hangs as down as it can. Like if you have your thing straight up vertically, the end gets a strong angle. Blue being your thing, red being the onahole:</p><p><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-135" title="" alt="" src="media/4434bef4.path3016.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/path3016.png"?988335" width="250" height="373" /></p><p>Very limb.</p><p>About the deep: go for it western people, there&#8217;s space for everybody in it.</p><p>And the &#8220;wonderful&#8221; ? Well yes: despite the very soft material and the little feeling you get from the internal structure, it feels incredibly good. The ribs shortly after the bottom, I think it&#8217;s because of them that&#8217;s so great (again can&#8217;t confirm, since it&#8217;s too soft to really feel what&#8217;s currently rubbing your thing). Yes, both hands are needed.</p><p>The packaging is well done, from what I know the characters won a contest on Twitter (showing everybody your interest for sex toy illustrations on social networks, sure yeah great idea).</p><p>As improvement the main hole could have been combined with a more firm material, so it remains very soft inside while not hard to use with one hand. Like what ToysHeart did with &#8220;Seventeen&#8221;, a very popular one.<br
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itemprop="rating">3.875</span></div> <span
class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Despite the cons of Bubble Shake, it remains an incredible experience.</span></div></div></p> 


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=127
title: New stuff ordered :3
uri: New-stuff-ordered-3
url: https://www.onahole.eu/new-stuff-ordered/
content:
<p>While I keep posting my reviews for previous items, I passed the next order: will be there in 3 weeks or so. I will soon start the reviews of the items from my remaining J-List orders (4 and 3 toys), my previous NLS order (5 toys) and today&#8217;s order (4 toys). Busy &#8217;til 2013 ! <img src="media/92d55e00.icon_razz.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif" alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>With so many stuff I had to inflate my porn folder, now I have like 30 GB of various porn (from softcharm to hurt BDSM, hentai in every flavor, bukkake and rape game, from the short amateur blowjob to the 5 hours long (!) hole filling with cosplay and all). Shit, I didn&#8217;t know humans can be so perverted. My balls don&#8217;t run at chinese iPhone fabric rate&#8230;</p>
<p>Actually I found out that most of the time I need to use a toy 5 times, non-consecutively. Why ? Because the perception and sensitivity differs quite much from one day to another, so around 5 times are necessary to have a clear opinion about a toy. There&#8217;s also a story about lube choice, most included lubes aren&#8217;t optimal (they don&#8217;t compare against Pepee lotions, standard or organic if you want less viscosity). Also, the time and the strength of orgasm varies quite much whether you did already twice today or last time was 5 days ago. All these details who can radically change one&#8217;s opinion about a toy.</p>
<p>Right now I&#8217;m so sexually exhausted that I won&#8217;t be able to satisfy even the horniest girl. Too much cum with the force of a thousand suns <img src="media/99cdf71c.icon_rolleyes.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>See ya !</p>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=123
title: Tenga Flip Hole
uri: Tenga-Flip-Hole
url: https://www.onahole.eu/tenga-flip-hole/
content:
<p>Higher class product of Tenga: and I&#8217;m tired. :s</p>
<p>Just take a look at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FREGkgWk8Y">these commercials</a> for the Flip Lite series.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-124" title="Flip Hole" alt="" src="media/4a9145c5.1_1207751079_m_02top.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1207751079_m_02top.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>Get it ?</p>
<ol>
<li>open</li>
<li>lube</li>
<li>close</li>
<li>use</li>
<li>play with buttons to change stimulation</li>
<li>when done, open</li>
<li>pass through clear water to clean</li>
<li>dry</li>
<li>close</li>
<li>store</li>
</ol>
<p>And this for 70 times, they say. Oh of course you could use it longer if you don&#8217;t waste it. For this price, it has to be durable.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/THF001">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=THF001&amp;key=2851851491" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-13987">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=13987&amp;key=2901684125" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0017PEH6A">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0017PEH6A&amp;key=1797882964" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Which one do I have ? Flip Hole, the White one. I don&#8217;t use it very often, not really having the time to enjoy it fully. Because yes as you may know, Tenga doesn&#8217;t do &#8220;vagina/anal-like&#8221; onaholes, they just do onaholes with optimal effect. Therefor, the Flip Hole&#8217;s internal structure shows aggressive ribs on one side and soft bumps on the other: just choose which side. Deep enough for an entire 16 cm-long thing. And these buttons, oh yeah&#8230; It never last long before I press the one at the bottom: vacuum effect !</p>
<p>Quite expensive toys: choose wisely which one should be your AV-companion !</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-09-02"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Tenga Flip Hole</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">3.275</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Nie and good, but EXPENSIIIIIVE</span></p>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=111
title: Tenga Egg
uri: Tenga-Egg
url: https://www.onahole.eu/tenga-egg/
content:
<p>Just wanna a really compact one, to carry around ? No problem, Tenga got disposable holes for this: the Egg series ! And there are so fucking many of them, they even release special editions, like for Christmas or Valentine&#8217;s day. Other products too, you can still find the special &#8220;cool edition&#8221; of their Soft Tube, with menthol lube and all <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Anyway:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-112" title="Tenga Egg" alt="" src="media/f8152991.1_1227704159_m_04top.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1227704159_m_04top.jpg" width="400" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-113" title="Tenga Egg" alt="" src="media/9f5a716a.1_1250671386_m_02top.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1250671386_m_02top.jpg" width="400" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-114" title="Tenga Egg" alt="" src="media/42b5a11a.1_1315370963_m_xstqo.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1315370963_m_xstqo.jpg" width="400" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-115" title="Tenga Egg" alt="" src="media/24b4b244.1_1343198078_m_ozw08.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1343198078_m_ozw08.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>(the photo shooting by NLS is good)</p>
<p>Ok these were the first edition, the 2009 edition, the 2011 edition and the 2012 edition. Oh yeah I think they will do it like Norton Antivirus: a new product line every year. Bet on it !</p>
<p>I&#8217;m too lazy to paste all links of those available on J-List&#8230; they should just set up special pages for series instead of simply dumping and resorting by restock.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/EGG003">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=EGG003&amp;key=3046345797" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-15185">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=15185&amp;key=1770143957" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB001L1R244">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B001L1R244&amp;key=678380090" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>And as you can see on NLS&#8217;s product details, the eggs are very flexible and robust ! You can easily wrap your entire thing with it.</p>
<p>If you like to stroke, the best one seems to be wavy. Of course not as strong as a regular onahole, but really pleasant. Take a look at the complex internal structures of the 2012 series, real designer skills ! Dunno if they actually feel good, but obviously Tenga concentrate efforts in this product line. They can: their &#8220;super-employee&#8221; broke the world masturbation record with it (9 hours 58 minutes, you&#8217;ve way to go gentlemen).</p>
<p>Fits perfectly in a pocket, nothing outside to tell what it really is (unless people already know it), not too expensive, soft, elastic and safe material, easy to clean, convenient usage with good stimulation. A successful product.</p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">4</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Leave your hand alone. Here&#8217;s something for you.</span></p>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=108
title: Chinraku! Tako Musume
uri: Chinraku-Tako-Musume
url: https://www.onahole.eu/chinraku-tako-musume/
content:
<p>&#8220;The Octopus Girl&#8221;. Sounds familiar ? Yes, parody of Shinryaku! Ika Musume (Squid Girl).</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-109" title="Chinraku Tako Musume" alt="" src="media/5da215d6.1_1305089960_m_tva3w.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1_1305089960_m_tva3w.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>Disposable toy, not available on J-List any more. Got the yellow one (warty) for 11.50 $. I&#8217;m filled with sadness when I see how much NLS sells it. Wish I had known this website earlier <img src="media/880eb075.icon_sad.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-26917">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=26917&amp;key=222830134" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB004WMB4V6">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B004WMB4V6&amp;key=3258306863" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Ok let&#8217;s quick this up.</p>
<p>Low-cost disposable parody onahole = don&#8217;t use it more than once or twice. When I see where most of you come from (North America, Australia, Europe), it&#8217;s unlikely that you want to get one (unless it&#8217;s for the packaging): too tight and not flexible enough for western people. All you can achieve is a quite unpleasant scratching sensation, despite the half-ton of lube you poured inside and on your thing. Like a &#8220;non-US-Deepthroat-Tenga&#8221;, you see ?</p>
<p>Ah, of course: you can pull the hole out of it&#8217;s can, remove the foam and enjoy it raw. But even so you hit to the material flexibility limit, and the extreme stretching keeps you from really enjoying the ribs and warts.</p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">1.625</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">One of the worst ever. They just want to kill otakus.</span></p>
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<p>EDIT: Oh, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMq_X20iE1A">found a video</a> that illustrates all this very well with some sense of humor. Don&#8217;t forget to activate subtitles <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=102
title: Tenga 3D
uri: Tenga-3D
url: https://www.onahole.eu/tenga-3d/
content:
<p>Hi, how everybody&#8217;s doing ? <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>As announced in the <a href="/tenga-cups/">Tenga Cups</a> review, this new one is about the first reusable toys by Tenga: the 3D series. And they come in different flavors !</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-103" title="Tenga 3D" alt="" src="media/bc8d479a.1_1312960376_m_ztevb.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1_1312960376_m_ztevb.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>Yes, they put them in a &#8220;statue-form&#8221;, modern art like..  as if you would show them in the open with all the Tenga users who know about them. Well, masturbation isn&#8217;t as strong of a taboo in Japan as it is elsewhere.</p>
<p>It would be complicated to compare them since I only got one: zen. Anyway&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/TNH003">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=TNH003&amp;key=678047580" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-27559">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=27559&amp;key=1060792372" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB005DJ0QR0">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B005DJ0QR0&amp;key=1359312723" width="150" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>As said, only got zen and not really considering buying more: expensive !</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t know how it works ? Look at the picture above: what you see is the <strong>internal structure</strong>: to use it, flip inside-out and you&#8217;re good to go. So your choice(s) will be based on your favorite stimulation, and that.. well.. depends for each of us. Or you can try to understand NLS&#8217; reviews (copypasting):</p>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;SPIRAL&#8221; is spiral structure. Although the part whose hole is looser than the goods, and a stimulus are weaker, a responsibility does not give the spare time which takes a break to a penis from a debt and various angles unique to spiral structure.</li>
<li>&#8220;MODULE&#8221; is the structure with which square unevenness was regularly located in a line.<br />
A square field traces a penis and an angle gives a stimulus.</li>
<li>&#8220;ZEN&#8221; is the structure of a ribs system which a beautiful line like a Japanese garden ran innumerably.<br />
A stimulus is also a feel of appearance as it is.</li>
<li>&#8220;POLYGON&#8221; is the structure which it began to delete roughly with a knife.<br />
If it inserts, the stimulus similar to non-dimension processing to push aside can be felt, and a stimulus level is a little high in it being unexpected.</li>
<li>As for &#8220;PILE&#8221;, even though just appearance is individual and excites interest, the stimulus characteristic is a simple ribs system.<br />
The gradation of the triangular projection was also too delicate and was not felt.</li>
</ul>
<p>Get it ? <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Now, my words about zen:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not very tight, only depends on the pressure of your hand. The many ribs give a quite intense stimulus, not &#8220;scratching sensation&#8221;. Just the right depth, and rolling around feels good. By pressing the air out before insertion I create quite good vacuum. I don&#8217;t need to go crazy to cum twice (not continuously).</p>
<p>Still: it does feel good, it&#8217;s easy to clean and is in antimicrobial material, but it&#8217;s still quite expensive. You better want to pick one, instead of starting a collection of all five. Too bad it&#8217;s not the kind of stuff you can try before buy <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  If unsure, go for spiral or zen.</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-08-29"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Tenga 3D: Zen</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">3.9875</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Modern art ? No, onahole ! Open your chakra !</span></p>
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feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=88
title: Tenga Cups
uri: Tenga-Cups
url: https://www.onahole.eu/tenga-cups/
content:
<p>A quick word about Tenga:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s one of the fastest growing company in the sex toy industry. About 13 000 units are sold in Japan <strong>every day</strong>. Of the 20% of products sales worldwide, top countries are the USA, Spain and China. And: they got the &#8220;super-employee&#8221;, who broke twice the masturbation world record with their products (9 hours 58 minutes).</p>
<p>One thing should be especially noticed: Tenga products have no &#8220;special packaging&#8221; with anime characters or such, nor are the products conceived as intercourse-simulation.</p>
<p>Now that you met Tenga, let&#8217;s move on to the Cups review.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-93" title="cups" alt="" src="media/6924ce04.cups.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cups.jpg" width="446" height="279" /></p>
<p>Some of these products come in 3 editions: soft (white), normal (red) and hard (black). Here we consider the normal editions.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-90" title="deepthroat" alt="" src="media/73d4e184.deepthroat.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/deepthroat.jpg" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/TOC001US">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=TOC001US&amp;key=110924754" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-4715">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=4715&amp;key=3238200161" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000N8YOI8">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000N8YOI8&amp;key=3603938662" width="150" height="15" /></li>
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<p>It&#8217;s particularity is the &#8220;suction hole&#8221;: put your finger on it while inserted to create a nice vacuum. The internal structure consists of ripples, tightening-pass, nubs..</p>
<p>Western friends: pay extra attention to what version you&#8217;re buying ! Always look for the &#8220;U.S. Tenga&#8221;, because the &#8220;Japan-standard&#8221; edition <a href="media/10ac879e.1_1170245951_1_01_01.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1_1170245951_1_01_01.jpg">is about 2/3 girth</a> (which is too small for the western average).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s conceived for one-time use, but with a condom you can increase this to 3 times (don&#8217;t try more, since it will then lack of lube.. and be rather unhygienic). The lotion reservoir doesn&#8217;t require you to pre-lube your thing before insertion, just go ahead and enjoy. A good point is that the lube is in the right quantity and doesn&#8217;t spill all over.</p>
<p>It already feels quite good but you will play a lot with the suction hole to increase this even further. You can apply different movements but the main usage is the stroking.</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-08-04"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Tenga Deepthroat</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">3.825</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">One of the most popular. No wonder why.</span></p>
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<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-92" title="softtube" alt="" src="media/9cb6f5e6.softtube.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/softtube.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="201" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/TOC002US">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=TOC002US&amp;key=81407371" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-4716">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=4716&amp;key=1477071579" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000N93MJY">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000N93MJY&amp;key=2905101778" width="150" height="15" /></li>
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<p>This one enables you to &#8220;squeeze&#8221; the walls to variate stimulation. The internal structure doesn&#8217;t differ much from the Deepthroat&#8217;s except it has a &#8220;ribs-passage&#8221; instead of the tightening zone. Overall good but unimpressive.</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-08-04"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Tenga Soft Tube</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">3.7625</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">*squeeze squeeze*</span></p>
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<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-94" title="rolling head" alt="" src="media/e26bda51.rolling.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rolling.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/TOC103H">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=TOC103H&amp;key=3435189262" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-3759">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=3759&amp;key=823046903" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000V1MM86">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000V1MM86&amp;key=960048887" width="150" height="15" /></li>
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<p>Well you guess what it is from the title: you stick your thing in it and you play with the top to &#8220;roll&#8221; around your tip. It&#8217;s a quite mild sensation so you want to play with it when you&#8217;re not in a hurry (like while watching 2 hours long porn).</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-08-04"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Tenga Soft Tube</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">3.7375</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">*roll roll*</span></p>
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<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-95" title="double" alt="" src="media/85f0c64b.double.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/double.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /></p>
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<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-14505">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=14505&amp;key=518915428" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000V1PY7C">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000V1PY7C&amp;key=663892837" width="150" height="15" /></li>
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<p>Nasty toy ahead, threesome people ! &#8220;Sweet side, bitter side&#8221;.. Front door, back door. The holes are separate. Not tasted yet.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-97" title="air" alt="" src="media/2f625c44.air1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/air1.jpg" width="300" height="300" /></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/TOC105S">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=TOC105S&amp;key=285194852" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-13992">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=13992&amp;key=3313887827" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000V1OPYU">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000V1OPYU&amp;key=798211163" width="150" height="15" /></li>
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<p>Yes, there are like &#8220;air cushions&#8221; in it. They provide a very nice tight sensation, better that one obtained with elastic material. The internal structure is quite simple yet effective (you see easily on the section view of NLS that it depicts a (simple) vagina, the cushions recreating it&#8217;s muscles). Oh don&#8217;t worry about the depth: western people also got it to the root. One thing: don&#8217;t stroke too hard. I got the cushions to explode once ^^</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-08-04"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Tenga Soft Tube</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">3.7625</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Explode them ! Or not&#8230;</span></p>
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<p>Compared to a multiple-use hole the Tenga Cups are a bit expensive, there are one-time disposable cups at lower prices.. and lower quality, I assume. Tornado, Ma-sai, DNA, &#8230;  the market keeps growing. What is the environmental impact of all this ? Dunno. Keep in mind that Tenga also does reusable toys, expensive yet very well made. These will be reviewed in a next post.</p>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=78
title: Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump
uri: Shakuhachi-Musume-Oral-Pump
url: https://www.onahole.eu/shakuhachi-musume-oral-pump/
content:
<p>Oops, looks like it&#8217;s time to review this item !</p>
<div id="attachment_79" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-79" title="op" alt="" src="media/8cc69f06.op.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/op.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">.. a pump !</p></div>
<p>Such <a href="http://www.toysheart.com/product/oralpump.html">sick perverts at ToysHeart</a>.. and such sick perverts those who buy this <img src="media/99cdf71c.icon_rolleyes.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT603">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT603&amp;key=797126720" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB005QHVORK">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B005QHVORK&amp;key=3086760202" width="150" height="15" /></li>
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<p>So, this isn&#8217;t an onahole.. it&#8217;s a penis pump. A bit special fellatio-pump.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-80" title="117015_2_312" alt="" src="media/9b521504.117015_2_312.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/117015_2_312.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-81" title="117015_3_312" alt="" src="media/5dab6335.117015_3_312.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/117015_3_312.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-82" title="117015_4_312" alt="" src="media/5dfbe99e.117015_4_312.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/117015_4_312.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>So, now that you saw how it works, let&#8217;s talk about it.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re supposed to lube the thing, insert your thing in the thing, and then press the thing. By releasing the thing the thing will create a vacuum that will suck your thing. And your thing should feel good, eventually up to orgasm.</p>
<h2>Product review: Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump</h2>
<p>One can like or dislike the product packaging, and oppai-lovers will be happy to know ToysHeart also did similar stuff with &#8220;glans licking girl&#8221; and &#8220;paizuri girl&#8221; (tit job). Sickos.</p>
<p>About the actual product there&#8217;s quite much to say. Plugging the tube to the two things is a fucking challenge, I barely got it after cutting a little part so that the ends are a little more &#8220;arrow-form&#8221; so it actually fits in the hole <img src="media/b37ef66a.icon_evil.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif" alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />  On usage it&#8217;s&#8230; inefficient. Pressing the pump will quickly make you tired since it&#8217;s not very flexible (until you&#8217;ve got the fists of a weight lifter). The &#8220;pressure chamber&#8221; is definitively asian-shaped, western people will have the contact on less sensitive zones in the middle of their thing and suction power is quite lost (normally the membrane should wrap around 2/3 of a 10cm/4&#8243; penis). And: the membrane tears quickly, since the chamber&#8217;s plastic walls are rough-edged. So the alternative method is:</p>
<ol>
<li>lube well</li>
<li>insert your thing (not fully, let a little space between tip and bottom)</li>
<li>get the pump (unpressed) and <strong>connect it now</strong> to the tube</li>
<li>stroke gently the chamber (don&#8217;t touch at the pump)</li>
<li>[ note: this can also work by putting the finger on the chamber's hole, no need for tube + pump]</li>
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<p>This method will provide a hell of a strong vacuum, but the (big) counterpart is that the unstructured membrane will offer very low stroking-pleasure: maybe once, but you won&#8217;t orgasm twice <img src="media/f6cc158a.icon_cry.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cry.gif" alt=':cry:' class='wp-smiley' />  But note that if you want a slightly less powerful vacuum while having a by-far better stroking experience, just head over a &#8220;deepthroat&#8221; Tenga (US edition, please). Seriously <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So: not worth the money, western friends.</p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-22"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">2.5375</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Can&#8217;t have any real fun with this.</span></p>
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title: The “Haru Nyan mini!” series
uri: The-Haru-Nyan-mini-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/the-haru-nyan-mini-series/
content:
<p>Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuûtsu. One of the most popular anime series had to be parodied. Along with the immense quantity of doujinshis with -of course- hentai stories, &#8230;  onaholes.</p>
<div id="attachment_67" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-67" title="hnm1" alt="" src="media/c851d3b9.hnm11.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm11.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="157" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru</p></div>
<p>&#8220;Haru Nyan Mini&#8221;, it&#8217;s called. Nobody can explain why &#8220;Nyan&#8221;, no cats here, not even nekomimi (cat ears).</p>
<div id="attachment_68" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-68" title="hnm1a" alt="" src="media/87e16ee0.hnm1a.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm1a.png"?w=300" width="300" height="207" /><p class="wp-caption-text">..but &#8220;mini&#8221;, with chibi characters</p></div>
<p>Old times, I bought all three of &#8216;em.</p>
<div id="attachment_69" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 146px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-69" title="hnm_all" alt="" src="media/e6d61a75.hnm_all.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm_all.png"?w=136" width="136" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">(no 3-in-1 pack)</p></div>
<p>Mini, &#8217;cause they are 9 cm long (3.5&#8243;).</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-71" title="hnm_mes" alt="" src="media/e684409d.hnm_mes.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm_mes.png"?w=300" width="300" height="195" /></p>
<h2>Product review: Haruhi</h2>
<div id="attachment_73" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 157px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-73" title="hnm1b" alt="" src="media/9a00a389.hnm1b.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm1b.jpg"?w=147" width="147" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">bumps!</p></div>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-09"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Haru Nyan mini! Haruhi</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">2.3</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">From the 3 it’s the best, I say. It’s simple, straight canal with little bumps, but that’s fairly enough for a nice feeling. The stroking is quite easy, it glides well.</span></p>
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<h2>Product review: Yuki</h2>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-74" title="hnm2b" alt="" src="media/524ff979.hnm2b.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm2b.jpg"?w=145" width="145" height="300" /></p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-09"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Haru Nyan mini! Yuki</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">2.0375</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">A strange twisted internal structure that stops a bit early, the glans aren’t stimulated long. This one actually has the best suction capacity (while totally fulled with penis, put finger on ending hole and stroke slowly).</span></p>
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<h2>Product Review: Mikuru</h2>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-75" title="hnm3b" alt="" src="media/c2bbd63c.hnm3b.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hnm3b.jpg"?w=147" width="147" height="300" /></p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-09"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Haru Nyan mini! Mikuru</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">1.7</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Well.. how did I manage to actually orgasm from it ? It lacks very much of pretty everything and the spiral-like rib system just don’t feel anything because it’s just too tiny.</span></p>
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<h2>General comments</h2>
<p>All three of them are tiny, very tiny and short, resulting in a quite shallow insertion (even less for western people). They are more elastic than tight, making the strange sensation you&#8217;re actually fucking a big piece of chewing gum. The internal structures of both Yuki and Mikuru could have sense in onaholes twice as big, but this tiny it just stretches and you feel NOTHING. Haruhi doesn&#8217;t lack this since it&#8217;s just bumps, and they you can enjoy.</p>
<p>While the ending hole makes it a bit more convenient to clean, the big counterpart is that now it can&#8217;t suck. To &#8220;create&#8221; suction you have to clog the hole (with the finger..), and it&#8217;s still weak.</p>
<p>Your great luck is that they doesn&#8217;t seem to be sold anymore. Unless you wanted them for the packaging, which is undeniably a good point (at this state quite much could have been acting positive). Haruhi wins here again, playfully kawaii.</p>
<p>Also they get &#8220;oily&#8221; something like this, sweating. Is this material safe ?..</p>
<p>If you do like parody toys but also like better quality, <a href="/cant-be-this-tight-series/">head over the &#8220;Can&#8217;t be this tight&#8221; series</a>.</p>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=53
title: Aketemite
uri: Aketemite
url: https://www.onahole.eu/aketemite/
content:
<p>An onahole in a stealth can.</p>
<div id="attachment_54" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-54" title="aketemite" alt="" src="media/c03344c8.aketemite.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/aketemite.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Same size as a standard soft drink can, just it opens with a sort of lid</p></div>
<p>Actually bought it on J-List, but item is available nowhere, I think. Pictures are to be found on Taiwanese websites mainly..</p>
<div id="attachment_55" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 301px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-55" title="aketemite1" alt="" src="media/2fd2a9bf.aketemite1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/aketemite1.jpg"?w=291" width="291" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Very simple internal structure</p></div>
<h2>Product review: Aketemite</h2>
<p>The onahole fits nicely in the can, also above you can see that it&#8217;s actually small.. too small for the average non-asian penis. Straight cavity with ~1mm ribs, simple yet effective stroking stimulation.</p>
<p>Ona hole too small, but the worst part is the material: very quickly it begins to tear apart at the entrance ! <img src="media/3688ce82.icon_eek.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=':shock:' class='wp-smiley' />  No really, it doesn&#8217;t fit the average western organ, and it&#8217;s still too poorly made to be enjoyed more than a few times. And&#8230; is this phthalate free ? I saw it starting to &#8220;melt/sweat&#8221; at ~25°C <img src="media/84956597.icon_exclaim.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=':!:' class='wp-smiley' />  Didn&#8217;t last long before it went to the trash bin. <img src="media/b37ef66a.icon_evil.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif" alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<div class="snippetreview">
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-06"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Aketemite</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
<p><meter value="0.21">(your browser is outdated)</meter> Feeling and pleasure<br />
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">1.625</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">To the trash !</span></p>
</div>
</div>


feed_id: http://onaholereview.wordpress.com/?p=29
title: “Can’t Be This Tight” series
uri: The-Can-t-Be-This-Tight-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/cant-be-this-tight-series/
content:
<p>As many otaku know the anime &#8220;My younger sister can&#8217;t be this cute&#8221; (Ore no imouto ga konnani kawai wake ga nai) became quickly very popular,  so popular that a second season is to be aired. And as if every japanese artist knows about rule #34, many many series get parodied (doujinshi) in a hentai version (porn). And so A-one created ona-holes depicting three main characters: the little sister Kirino, the little sister&#8217;s best friend Ayase and the kouhai (junior schoolmate) Ruri (aka Kuroneko).</p>
<p>Note: the title written in english on the package is exactly the one on NLS: &#8220;My younger sister tightens my penis so much&#8221; for example. A quite poor translation since it loses the reference to the anime, and doesn&#8217;t make much sense anyway. So let&#8217;s keep the titles by J-List <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Items and vendors:</p>
<ol>
<li><a href="#cbtt1">↓</a>My little sister can&#8217;t be this tight
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/AO034">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=AO034&amp;key=31679368" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-26684">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=26684&amp;key=1323283448" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB004WMB4P2">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B004WMB4P2&amp;key=2466427568" width="150" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href="#cbtt2">↓</a>My little sister&#8217;s best friend can&#8217;t be this tight
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/AO045">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=AO045&amp;key=967165401" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-27240">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=27240&amp;key=1521678164" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0054MV4M2">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0054MV4M2&amp;key=2600626212" width="150" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href="#cbtt3">↓</a>My junior can&#8217;t be this tight
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/AO046">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=AO046&amp;key=2695664739" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-27313">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=27313&amp;key=3205380252" width="150" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0054MV4OA">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0054MV4OA&amp;key=1614293536" width="150" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
</li>
</ol>
<p>(pay attention to the price !)</p>
<div id="attachment_43" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 300px"><img class="size-full wp-image-43" title="can't be this tight series" alt="" src="media/b9f960b4.cant-be-this-tight.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cant-be-this-tight.jpg" width="290" height="220" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Kirino ? Ayase ? Ruri ?</p></div>
<h2 id="cbtt1">Kirino (My little sister can&#8217;t be this tight)</h2>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-33" title="kirino" alt="" src="media/9758bb37.kirino1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kirino1.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>One of my first onaholes, and -oh wow, I still enjoy it today !</p>
<p>Believe in the name: it&#8217;s very tight ! Don&#8217;t get me wrong: it&#8217;s not difficult to use, it&#8217;s very flexible&#8230; but the penis is strongly wrapped. I especially enjoyed the ribs in the first half, but the bumps at the end feel good too. Gently press the end before insertion, so you get a really nice suction while stroking <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Grip is good, just stroke: so tight you don&#8217;t need to press.</p>
<div id="attachment_34" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 300px"><img class="size-full wp-image-34" title="kirino2" alt="" src="media/82eca6f5.kirino2.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kirino2.jpg" width="290" height="220" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Section view, so nice ribs</p></div>
<p>What&#8217;s nice to the eye is the entrance: labias and clitoris. Technically the hole should be a bit lower to be more life-like, but who cares.. it&#8217;s central to keep the balance. The outer ending could have been less &#8220;flat&#8221;, too&#8230; unless you lay it vertically.</p>
<p>Just the right length (I barely reach the end), just the right girth, maybe a bit heavy. Sometimes the holes are great but with poor packaging, sometimes the holes are with great packaging but poorly made. This onahole belongs to neither of them: nice packaging, amazing feeling ! <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<div itemscope="" itemtype="http://data-vocabulary.org/Review"><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-05"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Kirino (My little sister can’t be this tight)</span></time></div>
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<div itemscope="" itemtype="http://data-vocabulary.org/Review"><span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span><meter value="0.88">(your browser is outdated)</meter> Feeling and pleasure<br />
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<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">4.2125</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Nice packaging and great price for a quite good onahole.</span></p>
</div>
</div>
<h2 id="cbtt2">Ayase (My little sister&#8217;s best friend can&#8217;t be this tight)</h2>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-184" title="ayase" alt="" src="media/1d4dd58d.ayase1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ayase1.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>I got Ayase only recently (sept. &#8217;12). Maybe the most tight from the 3. Can hardly describe. The bumps after the entrance, they&#8217;re quite amazing.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-185" title="ayase1" alt="" src="media/921875c3.ayase11.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ayase11.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Because of the straight line it&#8217;s easy to stroke quickly, and in addition to the tightness it feels really good (with the force of a thousand suns). Better than Kirino ? Dunno. Can&#8217;t choose. Don&#8217;t wanna choose.</p>
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<div itemscope="" itemtype="http://data-vocabulary.org/Review"><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-09-15"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Ayase (My little sister’s best friend can’t be this tight)</span></time></div>
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<div itemscope="" itemtype="http://data-vocabulary.org/Review"><span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span><meter value="0.87">(your browser is outdated)</meter> Feeling and pleasure<br />
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<div class="itemrating"></div>
<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">4.6</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Close as good as Kirino, has stronger tightness (maybe too much ?)</span></p>
</div>
</div>
<h2 id="cbtt3">Ruri (My junior can&#8217;t be this tight)</h2>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-35" title="ruri1" alt="" src="media/e465774b.ruri1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ruri1.jpg"?w=300" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Lighter and simpler than Kirino. First half is this time a web-like rib structure.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a bit less tight than Kirino. While stroking you get sensibly less stimulus, because of the straight cavity and shallow web-like ribs. What&#8217;s surprising is rotating the toy while half penetration: definitively better than a Tenga egg !</p>
<div id="attachment_37" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 300px"><img class="size-full wp-image-37" title="ruri2" alt="" src="media/c1929f52.ruri2.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ruri2.jpg" width="290" height="220" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Section view, penetrate the web!</p></div>
<p>Good thing to try too is pressing the last half (with the bumps) before penetrating, this whole bumpy cavity then gives some good suction effect when stroking. Because it&#8217;s bigger than Kirino&#8217;s, the suction is stronger ! Still, I expected a bit more from Ruri <img src="media/dbe97eaa.icon_neutral.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p><time itemprop="dtreviewed" datetime="2012-07-05"><span class="itemreviewed" itemprop="itemreviewed">Ruri (My junior can’t be this tight)</span></time> <span itemprop="reviewer" style="display: none;">AkaiHebi</span></p>
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<meter value="0.75">(your browser is outdated)</meter> Packaging and addons<br />
<meter value="0.96">(your browser is outdated)</meter> Price</p>
<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">4.175</span></div>
<p><span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Somewhat deceiving</span></p>
</div>
</div>


feed_id: http://onahole.kawaii.su/?p=454
title: Updates ! Many !
uri: Updates-Many
url: http://onahole.kawaii.su/updates-many/
content:
<p>While I start testing out the new stuff I got from Japan, you can enjoy the new stuff I added to the blog lately. Quick walk-through:</p>
<ul>
<li>Page rewriting and merging</li>
</ul>
<p>The &#8220;Vendors&#8221; and &#8220;About&#8221; page now contain more information, I&#8217;ve been asked lately about J-List&#8217;s and NLS&#8217; parcels so I added pics to the page (well actually I made only the NLS ones, but found examples on the net for J-List). The &#8220;About&#8221; page now has a quick history of the blog, some context around onaholes, safety and a contact form.</p>
<ul>
<li>follow widget (on the right column)</li>
</ul>
<p>Following the blog by email is now possible again, I just have to tick a checkbox when publishing a new post and you can receive notification that something new is out. I personally prefer be notified by RSS feeds instead of emails (and so do other busy people too), so I added a RSS-button for easy access to the RSS feed, and a link for Google Reader. You won&#8217;t miss a thing, and it provides better privacy than WordPress.com behavior (&#8220;Dave Turner likes this post&#8221; with a link to Gravatar profile, from where you get to personal blog, Facebook, Twitter,..)</p>
<ul>
<li>subscribe to comments option</li>
</ul>
<p>Started a conversation in the comments ? But you want to be informed as soon as a new comment is added ? Tick &#8220;Notify me on new comments&#8221;. As easy as that.</p>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;Overview&#8221; page</li>
</ul>
<p>I set the blog to show 3 posts per page so it&#8217;s not too heavy for mobile devices (because yes mobile device support is pretty good with this theme). That&#8217;s ok but what if you want to just take a look at everything here ? Clicking &#8220;older posts&#8221; link at page bottom until the end of the actual 9 pages, or relying on search engine screenshot classification by date ? Hell no, a summary must be <img src='http://onahole.kawaii.su/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Obviously the &#8220;Overview&#8221; page gives you an overview of all items, easier to discover new items quickly.</p>
<ul>
<li>Automatic price update</li>
</ul>
<p>&#8216;told you with a shared hosting you can do funny stuff not possible on WordPress.com, like PHP scripting. From the blog&#8217;s side it&#8217;s just an image showing a price for every item, but the request URL actually activates a script that retrieves the item page from the store, extracts the price, creates an image from it and put it into cache. Image because I dislike iframes and javascript mess, it&#8217;s pretty much &#8220;set it and forget it&#8221;, tells the actual price (since NLS updates it weekly according to Yen-Dollar exchange rate) without putting too much load on the server. Simple yet effective code.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it <img src='http://onahole.kawaii.su/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  One more thing: the new review scores. Chosen criteria are:</p>
<ol>
<li>Realism (how much life-like ?)</li>
<li>Pleasure (does it feel good ?)</li>
<li>Packaging (boring blister or cute box ?)</li>
<li>Cleaning (easy and efficient to clean ?)</li>
<li>Novelty (original and wacky stuff ?)</li>
<li>Price (worth the money ?)</li>
<li>West-friendliness (compatible with western anatomies ?)</li>
<li>Materials (quality material, and do you risk cancer ?)</li>
<li>Discretion (hiding, noise ?)</li>
</ol>
<p>I gonna start using it from the next review on, yes the previous reviews will get it too <img src='http://onahole.kawaii.su/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  See ya&#8217; !</p>


feed_id: http://onahole.jpn.st/?p=454
title: Updates ! Many !
uri: 2012-11-30-Updates-Many
url: http://onahole.jpn.st/updates-many/
content:
<p>EDIT: and changed subdomain, figured out I will need advanced DNS capabilities in the near future.</p>
<p>EDIT2  (Dec. 1, 2012): changed &#8220;most popular&#8221; setup, added donation widget, introduced new rating graphs with scripting, little SEO targeting, &#8220;noindex&#8221; for old blog, added social buttons&#8230;</p>
<p>While I start testing out the new stuff I got from Japan, you can enjoy the new stuff I added to the blog lately. Quick walk-through:</p>
<ul>
<li>Page rewriting and merging</li>
</ul>
<p>The &#8220;Vendors&#8221; and &#8220;About&#8221; page now contain more information, I&#8217;ve been asked lately about J-List&#8217;s and NLS&#8217; parcels so I added pics to the page (well actually I made only the NLS ones, but found examples on the net for J-List). The &#8220;About&#8221; page now has a quick history of the blog, some context around onaholes, safety and a contact form.</p>
<ul>
<li>follow widget (on the right column)</li>
</ul>
<p>Following the blog by email is now possible again, I just have to tick a checkbox when publishing a new post and you can receive notification that something new is out. I personally prefer be notified by RSS feeds instead of emails (and so do other busy people too), so I added a RSS-button for easy access to the RSS feed, and a link for Google Reader. You won&#8217;t miss a thing, and it provides better privacy than WordPress.com behavior (&#8220;Dave Turner likes this post&#8221; with a link to Gravatar profile, from where you get to personal blog, Facebook, Twitter,..)</p>
<ul>
<li>subscribe to comments option</li>
</ul>
<p>Started a conversation in the comments ? But you want to be informed as soon as a new comment is added ? Tick &#8220;Notify me on new comments&#8221;. As easy as that.</p>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;Overview&#8221; page</li>
</ul>
<p>I set the blog to show 3 posts per page so it&#8217;s not too heavy for mobile devices (because yes mobile device support is pretty good with this theme). That&#8217;s ok but what if you want to just take a look at everything here ? Clicking &#8220;older posts&#8221; link at page bottom until the end of the actual 9 pages, or relying on search engine screenshot classification by date ? Hell no, a summary must be <img src='http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Obviously the &#8220;Overview&#8221; page gives you an overview of all items, easier to discover new items quickly.</p>
<ul>
<li>Automatic price update</li>
</ul>
<p>&#8216;told you with a shared hosting you can do funny stuff not possible on WordPress.com, like PHP scripting. From the blog&#8217;s side it&#8217;s just an image showing a price for every item, but the request URL actually activates a script that retrieves the item page from the store, extracts the price, creates an image from it and put it into cache. Image because I dislike iframes and javascript mess, it&#8217;s pretty much &#8220;set it and forget it&#8221;, tells the actual price (since NLS updates it weekly according to Yen-Dollar exchange rate) without putting too much load on the server. Simple yet effective code.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it <img src='http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  One more thing: the new review scores. Chosen criteria are:</p>
<ol>
<li>Realism (how much life-like ?)</li>
<li>Pleasure (does it feel good ?)</li>
<li>Packaging (boring blister or cute box ?)</li>
<li>Cleaning (easy and efficient to clean ?)</li>
<li>Novelty (original and wacky stuff ?)</li>
<li>Price (worth the money ?)</li>
<li>West-friendliness (compatible with western anatomies ?)</li>
<li>Materials (quality material, and do you risk cancer ?)</li>
<li>Discretion (hiding, noise ?)</li>
</ol>
<p>I gonna start using it from the next review on, yes the previous reviews will get it too <img src='http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  See ya&#8217; !</p>


feed_id: http://onahole.jpn.st/?p=460
title: Toy Bag
uri: Toy-Bag
url: http://onahole.jpn.st/toy-bag/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-464" title="Toy bags 0" src="http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/toybag0-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Onahole packaging is nice and all, but let&#8217;s face it: when you start to have a big collection of them, you just can&#8217;t stack up the boxes until there&#8217;s no space left in your room. And another thing: no matter how dry your onaholes are, they tend to get a little oily and therefor you shouldn&#8217;t keep them into carton boxes. When I say oily don&#8217;t get me wrong, they should not be &#8220;dripping wet&#8221;. But even if you don&#8217;t see/feel it, you can place a TPE-made onahole on a sheet of paper and after a few minutes you will see little traces on the paper (that&#8217;s actually a trick to have a hint of the material, TPE gets only little oily when other materials make the paper soaked). That&#8217;s perfectly normal but well, just letting the carton boxes absorb this isn&#8217;t good. Moreover <a href="/squid-c-moon-series/">some onaholes are in blister package</a> which is not that great to keep.</p>
<p>May it be for storage or transportation, bags are useful. And if they provide a little more discretion for your collection, it&#8217;s good too. NLS got 4 different sizes.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-461" title="Toy bags" src="http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/toybag1.jpg" alt="" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://en-nls.com/pict1-5069">NLS</a> (2.44 $ for the extra-large one) ★ current price: <img src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=5069" alt="" width="75" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Bag sizes on the page, note that the colors differ. Since I&#8217;m a &#8220;westie&#8221; I got extra-large bags *laughs* that came in dark green color. In a single extra-large bag you can store:</p>
<ol>
<li><a href="/tenga-flip-hole/">Tenga flip hole</a></li>
<li>Pepe lotion (360 ml bottle)</li>
<li><a href="/age-series/#age17">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
</ol>
<p>Pretty convenient. And there&#8217;s no printing outside so one can&#8217;t tell what&#8217;s inside without opening (but you can store anything you want with it, for example use as pencil case for school or toolkit). And because it&#8217;s breathable, your onaholes can dry peacefully after washing.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t really know how I can rate this.. let&#8217;s say the price is good, it can store toys for westies easily, the material is good and it gives good discretion.</p>
<p><img style="border:1px solid" class="alignnone" src="/rating/?values=x-x-x-x-x-9-9-9-8" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></p>


feed_id: http://onahole.jpn.st/?p=524
title: Onatsuyu ~ Female Nectar Lotion
uri: Onatsuyu-Female-Nectar-Lotion
url: http://onahole.jpn.st/onatsuyu-female-nectar-lotion/
content:
<p>While I keep testing the new stuff, short review about the &#8220;accessories&#8221; got months ago, like this lube.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-525" title="" src="http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ADT598_g.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT598">J-List</a> (15 $) ★ current price: <img src="http://onahole.jpn.st/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT598" alt="" width="75" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>The best onahole is worth nothing without proper lube. The choice of the lube isn&#8217;t as easy as one may think at first. 370 mL bottle with cone shape for easy pouring in onaholes (and that&#8217;s what this lotion is for), almost no smell, good lasting lubrication but easy to clean with clear water. Made in Japan by ToysHeart.</p>
<p>Close attention is needed for lubes used for onaholes, because if the lube is too sticky it lowers the stimulation of the onahole structure, and if it isn&#8217;t sticky enough it spills out and does a mess. Matter of fact, Onatsuyu is a good standard. One more thing: most onaholes come with a little bottle of lube, in the case of ToysHeart it&#8217;s a 20 mL bottle (enough for 2-3 times) but the content is pretty similar (same lube ?).</p>
<p>How long does this kind of bottle last ? I can say: at least 30 times. Since I&#8217;m using different lubes too, my year-old bottle is only half-empty <img src='http://onahole.jpn.st/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Maybe I just don&#8217;t want it to be empty too quickly..</p>
<p><img src="http://onahole.jpn.st/rating/?values=x-x-8-8-8-6-8-9-6" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></p>


feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=524
title: Onatsuyu ~ Female Nectar Lotion
uri: 2012-12-06-Onatsuyu-Female-Nectar-Lotion
url: https://www.onahole.eu/onatsuyu-female-nectar-lotion/
content:
<p>While I keep testing the new stuff, short review about the &#8220;accessories&#8221; got months ago, like this lube.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-525" title="" alt="" src="media/f60f8b21.ADT598_g.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ADT598_g.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT598">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT598&amp;key=1809181912" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>The best onahole is worth nothing without proper lube. The choice of the lube isn&#8217;t as easy as one may think at first. 370 mL bottle with cone shape for easy pouring in onaholes (and that&#8217;s what this lotion is for), almost no smell, good lasting lubrication but easy to clean with clear water. Made in Japan by ToysHeart.</p>
<p>Close attention is needed for lubes used for onaholes, because if the lube is too sticky it lowers the stimulation of the onahole structure, and if it isn&#8217;t sticky enough it spills out and does a mess. Matter of fact, Onatsuyu is a good standard. One more thing: most onaholes come with a little bottle of lube, in the case of ToysHeart it&#8217;s a 20 mL bottle (enough for 2-3 times) but the content is pretty similar (same lube ?).</p>
<p>How long does this kind of bottle last ? I can say: at least 30 times. Since I&#8217;m using different lubes too, my year-old bottle is only half-empty <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Maybe I just don&#8217;t want it to be empty too quickly..<br />
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=460
title: Toy Bag
uri: 2012-12-06-Toy-Bag
url: https://www.onahole.eu/toy-bag/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-464" title="Toy bags 0" alt="" src="media/7ec20cc6.toybag0-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/toybag0-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Onahole packaging is nice and all, but let&#8217;s face it: when you start to have a big collection of them, you just can&#8217;t stack up the boxes until there&#8217;s no space left in your room. And another thing: no matter how dry your onaholes are, they tend to get a little oily and therefor you shouldn&#8217;t keep them into carton boxes. When I say oily don&#8217;t get me wrong, they should not be &#8220;dripping wet&#8221;. But even if you don&#8217;t see/feel it, you can place a TPE-made onahole on a sheet of paper and after a few minutes you will see little traces on the paper (that&#8217;s actually a trick to have a hint of the material, TPE gets only little oily when other materials make the paper soaked). That&#8217;s perfectly normal but well, just letting the carton boxes absorb this isn&#8217;t good. Moreover <a href="/squid-c-moon-series/">some onaholes are in blister package</a> which is not that great to keep.</p>
<p>May it be for storage or transportation, bags are useful. And if they provide a little more discretion for your collection, it&#8217;s good too. NLS got 4 different sizes.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-461" title="Toy bags" alt="" src="media/71cada99.toybag1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/toybag1.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-5069">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=5069&amp;key=973580397" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Bag sizes on the page, note that the colors differ. Since I&#8217;m a &#8220;westie&#8221; I got extra-large bags *laughs* that came in dark green color. In a single extra-large bag you can store:</p>
<ol>
<li><a href="/tenga-flip-hole/">Tenga flip hole</a></li>
<li><a href="/pepee-lotion/">Pepee lotion (360 ml bottle)</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series/#age17">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
</ol>
<p>Pretty convenient. And there&#8217;s no printing outside so one can&#8217;t tell what&#8217;s inside without opening (but you can store anything you want with it, for example use as pencil case for school or toolkit). And because it&#8217;s breathable, your onaholes can dry peacefully after washing.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t really know how I can rate this.. let&#8217;s say the price is good, it can store toys for westies easily, the material is good and it gives good discretion.<br />
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=454
title: Updates ! Many !
uri: 2012-12-06-Updates-Many
url: https://www.onahole.eu/updates-many/
content:
<p>EDIT: and changed subdomain, figured out I will need advanced DNS capabilities in the near future.</p>
<p>EDIT2  (Dec. 1, 2012): changed &#8220;most popular&#8221; setup, added donation widget, introduced new rating graphs with scripting, little SEO targeting, &#8220;noindex&#8221; for old blog, added social buttons&#8230;</p>
<p>While I start testing out the new stuff I got from Japan, you can enjoy the new stuff I added to the blog lately. Quick walk-through:</p>
<ul>
<li>Page rewriting and merging</li>
</ul>
<p>The &#8220;Vendors&#8221; and &#8220;About&#8221; page now contain more information, I&#8217;ve been asked lately about J-List&#8217;s and NLS&#8217; parcels so I added pics to the page (well actually I made only the NLS ones, but found examples on the net for J-List). The &#8220;About&#8221; page now has a quick history of the blog, some context around onaholes, safety and a contact form.</p>
<ul>
<li>follow widget (on the right column)</li>
</ul>
<p>Following the blog by email is now possible again, I just have to tick a checkbox when publishing a new post and you can receive notification that something new is out. I personally prefer be notified by RSS feeds instead of emails (and so do other busy people too), so I added a RSS-button for easy access to the RSS feed, and a link for Google Reader. You won&#8217;t miss a thing, and it provides better privacy than WordPress.com behavior (&#8220;Dave Turner likes this post&#8221; with a link to Gravatar profile, from where you get to personal blog, Facebook, Twitter,..)</p>
<ul>
<li>subscribe to comments option</li>
</ul>
<p>Started a conversation in the comments ? But you want to be informed as soon as a new comment is added ? Tick &#8220;Notify me on new comments&#8221;. As easy as that.</p>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;Overview&#8221; page</li>
</ul>
<p>I set the blog to show 3 posts per page so it&#8217;s not too heavy for mobile devices (because yes mobile device support is pretty good with this theme). That&#8217;s ok but what if you want to just take a look at everything here ? Clicking &#8220;older posts&#8221; link at page bottom until the end of the actual 9 pages, or relying on search engine screenshot classification by date ? Hell no, a summary must be <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Obviously the &#8220;Overview&#8221; page gives you an overview of all items, easier to discover new items quickly.</p>
<ul>
<li>Automatic price update</li>
</ul>
<p>&#8216;told you with a shared hosting you can do funny stuff not possible on WordPress.com, like PHP scripting. From the blog&#8217;s side it&#8217;s just an image showing a price for every item, but the request URL actually activates a script that retrieves the item page from the store, extracts the price, creates an image from it and put it into cache. Image because I dislike iframes and javascript mess, it&#8217;s pretty much &#8220;set it and forget it&#8221;, tells the actual price (since NLS updates it weekly according to Yen-Dollar exchange rate) without putting too much load on the server. Simple yet effective code.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  One more thing: the new review scores. Chosen criteria are:</p>
<ol>
<li>Realism (how much life-like ?)</li>
<li>Pleasure (does it feel good ?)</li>
<li>Packaging (boring blister or cute box ?)</li>
<li>Cleaning (easy and efficient to clean ?)</li>
<li>Novelty (original and wacky stuff ?)</li>
<li>Price (worth the money ?)</li>
<li>West-friendliness (compatible with western anatomies ?)</li>
<li>Materials (quality material, and do you risk cancer ?)</li>
<li>Discretion (hiding, noise ?)</li>
</ol>
<p>I gonna start using it from the next review on, yes the previous reviews will get it too <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  See ya&#8217; !</p>


feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=357
title: ToysHeart video
uri: 2012-12-06-ToysHeart-video
url: https://www.onahole.eu/toysheart-video/
content:
<p>A short company-video of ToysHeart (made several years ago however). Stream in HTML5 MP4 and WebM formats.</p>
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=536
title: A Clean
uri: A-Clean
url: https://www.onahole.eu/a-clean/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-537" title="" alt="" src="media/ad0e1516.1_1284616430_m_02top-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1_1284616430_m_02top-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Cleaning device ! No, that&#8217;s not a nose-spray <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-24389">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=24389&amp;key=2628568357" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>It&#8217;s cheap but it will be your best friend when it comes to cleaning onaholes not-so-easy-to-clean. In general, onaholes you can&#8217;t easily flip &#8220;inside out&#8221;, like <a href="/fera-zoma/">Fera Zoma</a>, <a href="/greatest-stroker-ii/">Greatest Stroker II</a>, <a href="/kozaru/">Kozaru</a>,..</p>
<p>The instructions are quite easy: fill with water, close, stick into onahole, press, do again until onahole clean even at the innermost parts. Can also be used for anal washing, or as discrete water-pistol (because it actually shoots strong, straight horizontal you exceed 2 meters away easily).</p>
<p>Lightweight and cheap, can at least help you getting closer to weight level limit for shipping.<br />
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=531
title: Pepee Lotion
uri: Pepee-Lotion
url: https://www.onahole.eu/pepee-lotion/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-532" title="" alt="" src="media/3e0f62b8.1_1259988367_m_3628top-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1_1259988367_m_3628top-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/PEPE001">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=PEPE001&amp;key=1493013433" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-195">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=195&amp;key=4065431889" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000PUZ5B4">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000PUZ5B4&amp;key=790674169" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Yeah it&#8217;s the most standard product of Pepee, they released many more editions of lube for specific usage: hand/footjob, sodomy, nature-lovers, pepper flavor, onahole/dildo, ..</p>
<p>I guess for using with onaholes you better want.. &#8220;<a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-17522">rubber &amp; lovers</a>&#8221; (the one for sex toys) <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Well yes the Pepee standard isn&#8217;t as good as <a href="/onatsuyu-female-nectar-lotion/">Onatsuyu</a> when used with the onaholes you find here, but it performs well as massage-lotion and additional vaginal lubrication (adding the fact that the lotion doesn&#8217;t contain spermicide, so it&#8217;s perfectly compatible with conception). I had time enough to get it half empty (360 mL bottle), but I didn&#8217;t use for months. Classic stuff which hardly compares against some other lubes like Finish &amp; Sleep (quote: &#8220;You can&#8217;t use other lotions if you get used to this one!&#8221; ← trust me, they&#8217;re right). Soon reviewed <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=805
title: Game-controlling onahole: the future is (not yet) now
uri: Game-controlling-onahole-the-future-is-(not-yet)-now
url: https://www.onahole.eu/game-controlling-onahole-the-future-is-not-yet-now/
content:
<p>G-Project released today a new product, the <a href="http://gpro.jp/works/gpro/gpro009.html">Ju-C Air</a> inner hole. I previously reviewed <a href="/ju-c/">Ju-C</a>, and I think this new toy should compare pretty well <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Anyway: Ju-C Air introduces sensors and controls buttons that go along with a (bluetooth ?) device to link it to your PC. <a href="http://www.kisskiss.tv/cm3d/jucair/">Custom Maid 3D</a> is a hentai game that supports the Ju-C Air controller, running on Windows XP/Vista/7 (I asked and no, the game won&#8217;t be ported on other platforms). Create a maid, model and dress her at will, and make her have sex with you in sync while you stroke with the onahole. Next step: brain implant to have all the missing sensations (touching, tasting, smelling in an ultra-lifelike simulation).</p>
<p>But let&#8217;s keep calm and focus on what&#8217;s already here. Of course it&#8217;s all new and quite expensive, after all CM3D+Ju-C is just the second product available for &#8220;interactive onahole experience&#8221;. 3D Custom Girl with USB onahole was there first. <a href="http://www.onaho.net/">Onaho.net</a> reviewed both and released plenty of screenshots and a video showing how it works. I repost both videos, but in HTML 5 format <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>3D Custom Girl with USB onahole:</p>
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<p>Custom Maid 3D with Ju-C Air:</p>
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<p>So, what can we see ? Custom Maid 3D seems technically ahead, and the wireless connection makes it more convenient than USB. Also it seems to feel better, and has better sensors. But both have a quite big downside: animations aren&#8217;t smooth, and a good half second delay makes itself obvious, between the stroke and the in-game effect. What can be technically done to mitigate these issues: a smooth animation pattern, down 10-millisecond delay or a &#8220;stroke prediction&#8221; based on user&#8217;s habits and stroking rhythm. Good luck <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' />  Also the &#8220;man in blue&#8221; is..  I mean yes you can make &#8220;him&#8221; disappear totally, but I think a realistic &#8220;third-person view&#8221; could be good and wouldn&#8217;t require much code rewriting (and can even be easily reused for threesome/gangbang/bukkake or gay intercourse).</p>
<p>The control is manual however, but I&#8217;m pretty sure we will see automatic (and convenient) onaholes soon enough. After all, when the girl gives you a blowjob in-game, it should feel realistic right ? Onaholes could even adapt their internal structures accordingly (vagina, anus, mouth, breasts, feet, armpits, -whatever-). The possibilities are astonishing and I&#8217;m pretty confident Japan&#8217;s sextoy industry will fulfill everyone&#8217;s most crazy expectations.</p>
<p>Wait and see <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=788
title: Izuha
uri: Izuha
url: https://www.onahole.eu/izuha/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-789" alt="izuha" src="media/44a2ff89.izuha.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/izuha.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Izuha 「イズハ」, by ToysHeart. &#8220;Hey, the girl looks similar to <a href="/bubble-shake/">Bubble Shake real</a> !&#8221; well yes when you take a close look at her, at least the hair style is very similar. Let&#8217;s say she grew older and became firmer &#8220;down there&#8221;.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00A2HPN3A">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B00A2HPN3A&amp;key=2569090773" width="200" height="15" /></li>
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<p>(for that price difference, NLS specially ordered it for me -many thanks ^^)</p>
<p>Izuha&#8217;s ToysHeart actual mascot figure. And yes, she came it after a contest on Twitter: the file is named &#8220;izuha_shake&#8221;, that&#8217;s proof enough right ? <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Click for bigger.</p>
<p><a href="media/2e7eba97.izuha_shake.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/izuha_shake.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-790" alt="izuha_shake" src="media/3f6fa257.izuha_shake-150x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/izuha_shake-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>If you need chibi pictures, here you go.</p>
<p><a href="media/931a050b.002_ok.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/002_ok.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-791" alt="002_ok" src="media/e5d552da.002_ok-150x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/002_ok-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="media/f95977a7.izuha_santa_ok.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/izuha_santa_ok.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-792" alt="izuha_santa_ok" src="media/36be4b28.izuha_santa_ok-150x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/izuha_santa_ok-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>Now if you want <a href="http://www.toysheart.co.jp/blog/izuha/post_181.html">some fan made pictures for a contest</a>&#8230; The two first are winning, the second shows&#8230; Magic Eye&#8217;s mascot ! I like that ^^</p>
<p><a href="media/d91dd4c2.001_sRGB.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/001_sRGB.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-793" alt="001_sRGB" src="media/9d3e579c.001_sRGB-106x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/001_sRGB-106x150.jpg" width="106" height="150" /></a><a href="media/7c4af8a7.002-thumb-399x797-5546.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/002-thumb-399x797-5546.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-794" alt="002-thumb-399x797-5546" src="media/fde875d5.002-thumb-399x797-5546-75x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/002-thumb-399x797-5546-75x150.jpg" width="75" height="150" /></a><a href="media/a426d157.003.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/003.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-795" alt="003" src="media/795ffeee.003-79x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/003-79x150.jpg" width="79" height="150" /></a><a href="media/55df8296.004.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/004.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-796" alt="004" src="media/2ea9a5b3.004-106x150.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/004-106x150.png" width="106" height="150" /></a><a href="media/e9685278.008_.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/008_.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-797" alt="008_" src="media/4fc22aac.008_-100x150.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/008_-100x150.png" width="100" height="150" /></a> ← no problem</p>
<p>Enough for the girl, time for the hole.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-798" alt="51EST9+PGIL._AA1000_" src="media/565f1dce.51EST9PGIL._AA1000_-300x300.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/51EST9+PGIL._AA1000_-300x300.jpg" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>Izuha can be seen as a sidekick to <a href="/age-series/#age17">Seventeen</a>, but somewhat bigger. The material is quite similar to Seventeen Evolution. Let&#8217;s look inside.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-799" alt="51zupsnmABL._AA1000_" src="media/3697f555.51zupsnmABL._AA1000_-300x300.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/51zupsnmABL._AA1000_-300x300.jpg" width="300" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-800" alt="61M8qv+8YYL._AA1000_" src="media/d08e492c.61M8qv8YYL._AA1000_-150x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/61M8qv+8YYL._AA1000_-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>Lots of little and bigger ribs. Hey, doesn&#8217;t that make it a &#8220;<a href="/age-series/#age11">Eleven</a> or <a href="/age-series/#age15">Fifteen</a> inside and Seventeen Evolution outside&#8221; ? <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Well yeah.. I can&#8217;t deny that.</p>
<p>The tightness is just perfect, the ribs feel good, nothing wild, just right. Space enough for everyone, when you&#8217;re not in a hurry. What can I say more&#8230;  guess what I&#8217;m using right now, so I can&#8217;t really focus on writing this post&#8230;  sorry ^^ BTW yes, Izuha won the fight against <a href="/open-my-pussy-series/">Roa and Rina</a>.<br />
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=774
title: “Open My Pussy!” series
uri: Open-My-Pussy-series
url: https://www.onahole.eu/open-my-pussy-series/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-775" alt="1_1338359220_m_HBm8t" src="media/d59feae7.1_1338359220_m_HBm8t-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1338359220_m_HBm8t-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-776" alt="1_1355291277_m_xShb6" src="media/275f9575.1_1355291277_m_xShb6-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1355291277_m_xShb6-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>On the left &#8220;Roa&#8221; (aka &#8220;Sujiman Kupa Roa &#8211; Real Onahole&#8221; on J-List), on the right &#8220;Rina&#8221;.</p>
<p>Roa:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT623">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=ADT623&amp;key=498422466" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-31187">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=31187&amp;key=1915676110" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00826IK4C">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B00826IK4C&amp;key=749129878" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Rina:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-32977">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=32977&amp;key=3910141783" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00ADHQAZO">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B00ADHQAZO&amp;key=2755462584" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Maker is Magic Eyes, already known for some naughty creations like &#8220;Meiki Monster&#8221; or &#8220;Girl in the box&#8221;. On the onaholes themselves there&#8217;s a &#8220;Ag<sup>+</sup>&#8221; stamp, telling you it features silver ions which have antibacterial effects (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_uses_of_silver#Mechanism_of_action">more info on Wikipedia</a>). Of course keep cleaning the toy before and after each use, imagine the silver ions killing all the bacterias and then you thrust in, getting all the dead bacterias on your glans. Micro-necrophilia <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Both toys feature a detailed entrance:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-777" alt="1_1338359221_4_vvFZ9" src="media/8df1d9af.1_1338359221_4_vvFZ9.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1338359221_4_vvFZ9.jpg" width="290" height="220" /> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-778" alt="1_1355291278_4_mkWds" src="media/ff594d9f.1_1355291278_4_mkWds.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1355291278_4_mkWds.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Rina also has little bumps on the upper part, a flat chest but less detailed as <a href="/onaho-fairy/">Onaho Fairy</a> (still similar). Let&#8217;s get inside, NLS&#8217; section view.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-779" alt="1_1338359222_6_45D05" src="media/5b5f99cc.1_1338359222_6_45D05.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1338359222_6_45D05.jpg" width="290" height="220" /> <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-780" alt="1_1355291279_6_Mcz75" src="media/da15234b.1_1355291279_6_Mcz75.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1355291279_6_Mcz75.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Yes, Roa doesn&#8217;t get very deep with a even smaller toy, but in both western people can get down to the bottom. The tightness is just fine but when stroking it&#8217;s not totally silent. What about the structure ? You can see both have alternating dots and ribs, Roa with dots in the entrance, in the middle and in the (tiny) bottom chamber, Rina has bigger dots in the middle (Roa has bigger ribs in a more wavy form). With a bigger bottom chamber, Rina provides better suction effect.</p>
<p>Problem is: you can&#8217;t easily tell which one&#8217;s better. Roa has better feeling from the bigger ribs, but Rina has deeper insertion part with better vacuum. I guess the choice is personal taste and mood.</p>
<p>Now, how well does it compare against other toys ? I&#8217;m getting somewhat anxious about my&#8230; ability to judge onaholes&#8230; what could have been &#8220;heavenly&#8221; for newcomers just gets &#8220;fair enough&#8221; for me ? I tell you: once you&#8217;ve got your &#8220;ultimate favorite onanism tool&#8221;, you just can&#8217;t keep perfectly neutral. But let&#8217;s try <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The lube; the included bag lasts for <strong>1 use</strong>, it&#8217;s illustration is nice but the content isn&#8217;t that special. Avoid too sticky lubes that could prevent you from really feeling the structure, so here again I got best results with <a href="/finish-sleep-lotion/">Finish &amp; Sleep Lotion</a>. Still: the result is closer to <a href="/age-series/#age17">Seventeen Evolution</a> but with softer material. A good purchase for newcomers and &#8220;experts&#8221; too, keep an eye.. on Magic Eyes <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>As said the included bag of lube is only enough for one time, while the little bottle you typically get from ToysHeart lasts 2-3 times. The packaging seems ok but notice Roa&#8217;s illustration: isn&#8217;t there something wrong with her eyes ? Another thing: I crawled the web but I didn&#8217;t find something: Magic Eyes&#8217; official website. Do they have any ? <img src="media/880eb075.icon_sad.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   EDIT: <a href="http://magiceyes.jp/">yes they have</a> ! <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Anyway, welcome in the &#8220;top 5&#8243;.</p>
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		<span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Roa or Rina ? Both sisters are good.</span>
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=764
title: Ona Pit
uri: Ona-Pit
url: https://www.onahole.eu/ona-pit/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-765" alt="1_1279710090_m_03top" src="media/17a72e90.1_1279710090_m_03top-300x227.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1279710090_m_03top-300x227.jpg" width="300" height="227" /></p>
<p>You remember <a href="/tenga-egg/">TENGA&#8217;s eggs</a> ? Well, the idea inspired many people, including ToysHeart.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-22255">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=22255&amp;key=69059240" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB003YJFOQY">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B003YJFOQY&amp;key=3392317481" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>It&#8217;s this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-767" alt="1_1279710091_3_0303" src="media/7a522bdd.1_1279710091_3_0303.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1279710091_3_0303.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>And it can do this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-768" alt="1_1279710091_5_0305" src="media/fa719509.1_1279710091_5_0305.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1279710091_5_0305.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>You get it, right ? Little stimulation enhancer, not meant to be lifelike or sucking your balls empty.</p>
<p>If I compare to TENGA&#8217;s eggs, Ona Pit covers a bit more and it&#8217;s form permits a better vacuum effect when stroking, the material is a little more firm and so it&#8217;s less efficient for stroking. Oh feel free to rotate it.</p>
<p>What you have here is a cheap tool for manual masturbation, to increase the stimulation and provide a barrier so you don&#8217;t shoot your stuff all over the place. Of course you can wash it and use it again, and again, and again..  and because it&#8217;s easy to put in your pocket, it makes a good companion to bring into the family&#8217;s bathroom when you want to take a shower with a &#8220;little extra&#8221;.</p>
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=753
title: Ju-C
uri: Ju-C
url: https://www.onahole.eu/ju-c/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-754" alt="" src="media/ac44772d.1_1335403303_dtl_1_1335334637_m_wRnl8-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1335403303_dtl_1_1335334637_m_wRnl8-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Outvision. Red (1) is hard, blue (2) is soft. Let&#8217;s take a look at the soft version.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-30919">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=30919&amp;key=4076553565" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB007TG8B9U">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B007TG8B9U&amp;key=1574548013" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Lots of details.</p>
<p><a href="media/42bbcb3d.1_1335334637_m_t38xu.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1335334637_m_t38xu.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-755" alt="1_1335334637_m_t38xu" src="media/2ee16a87.1_1335334637_m_t38xu-151x300.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1335334637_m_t38xu-151x300.jpg" width="151" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>To note since it&#8217;s kinda rare: plastic box. What&#8217;s written on it in english ? &#8220;Feel good. Feels right. Ju-C not only feels great, it&#8217;s well-made, durable, functional and it feels right with new and experienced users alike. With Ju-C we strive to satisfy and not dissapoint&#8221; (I didn&#8217;t add any new typo, that&#8217;s &#8220;as is&#8221;). And oh ! <a href="http://gpro.jp/english/top.html">An URL</a>.</p>
<p><strong><big><big>Oh my fucking god</big></big></strong>, since when do they hire elite webdevs to create mini-sites like this ?! Damn it even a <a href="https://twitter.com/Gproject_info">Twitter account</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/gprojectinfo/videos">Youtube account</a> it has. Even worse: instructions for banner adding. No kidding.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-756" alt="300_60" src="media/95114ccf.300_60.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/300_60.jpg" width="300" height="60" /></p>
<p>(but still no RSS feed, haha)</p>
<p>Ok, I just post the videos.</p>
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<p>NLS opens and cuts.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-757" alt="1_1335334638_4_NXTVV" src="media/26c81ad9.1_1335334638_4_NXTVV.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1335334638_4_NXTVV.jpg" width="290" height="220" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-758" alt="1_1335335888_6_HYx9I" src="media/84de65f5.1_1335335888_6_HYx9I.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1_1335335888_6_HYx9I.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>You guess this kind of structure doesn&#8217;t make it lifelike (and the outside neither), and I think that like TENGA toys, that&#8217;s not really the goal. Letting it warm up in hot water is a good idea, and the bigger bottom provides very good suction effect. Counterpart: that doesn&#8217;t make it totally quiet. I can&#8217;t confirm but from the structure, the hard edition should feel like the <a href="/tenga-cups/">TENGA Deepthroat/SoftTube</a>.</p>
<p>Easy to insert, mildly tight, the double layer makes it a bit harder to flip inside out for cleaning but cleaning is efficient, and the size should be ok for most people (I have to pull down to the testicles to feel the bottom, therefor just the right stroking size for me). Structure-wise similar to TENGA SoftTube, as said, but here the form and elasticity allows better squeezing. Overall an onahole you would choose for a long play (like I did this morning ^^).</p>
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		<span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Not bad, not bad at all.. but a bit expensive ?</span>
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=743
title: Yay, they made it again!
uri: Yay-they-made-it-again
url: https://www.onahole.eu/yay-they-made-it-again/
content:
<p>ToysHeart&#8217;s CM ! Tweets written in English ! <a href="https://twitter.com/ToysHeartShop/status/295843033444929538">one</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/ToysHeartShop/status/295844156318818305">two</a> !</p>
<p>Yeah sorry, that&#8217;s all <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Don&#8217;t laugh, I actually learn Japanese from the Twitter account (actually I copy-paste the text in Google Translate to quickly have the romanji transcript, helps with the kanji but I slowly get the grip with hiragana and katakana).</p>
<p>If you want to follow them and see them trolling against each other:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/toysheartshop">ToysHeart</a> &#8220;トイズハート  Toizuhāto&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/onaho1992">Package drawer of Magic Eyes</a> &#8220;マジックアイズ  Majikkuaizu&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/TENGA_PR">TENGA</a></li>
</ul>
<p>And <a href="https://twitter.com/OnaHoleReview">this one</a>, freshly created <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=731
title: OreImo Deluxe Parody Onahole
uri: OreImo-Deluxe-Parody-Onahole
url: https://www.onahole.eu/oreimo-deluxe-parody-onahole/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-739" alt="" src="media/24721e4b.TMT221.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/TMT221.jpg" width="300" height="226" /></p>
<p>Tamatoys with one of their many parody onaholes, here &#8220;Kirino&#8221;. Better than <a href="/cant-be-this-tight-series/">this one</a> ?</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/TMT221">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=TMT221&amp;key=2864278123" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00A6OKS84">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B00A6OKS84&amp;key=3773633558" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>First, short reminder: parody onaholes are very often deceiving, sometimes even dangerous. &#8220;Can’t Be This Tight&#8221; is an exception, being a parody onahole series but well conceived and correct materials that still sells well. But it is made by A-one, while I knew about Outvision toys (Haru Nyan mini), but so far I never got a Tamatoys&#8217; toy. That&#8217;s understandable: Tamatoys almost only makes parodies. OreImo Deluxe for example. Got it.</p>
<p>Lack of pics on J-List/Amazon, shameless GET from Google Images.</p>
<p><a href="media/db24057f.71IloBF9yL._AA1024_.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/71I+loBF9yL._AA1024_.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-734" alt="" src="media/79a077b4.71IloBF9yL._AA1024_-300x300.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/71I+loBF9yL._AA1024_-300x300.jpg" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="media/fa3fa0d2.584d9f0f.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/584d9f0f.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-735" alt="" src="media/a1111080.584d9f0f-300x182.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/584d9f0f-300x182.jpg" width="300" height="182" /></a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-736" alt="" src="media/b2abcc18.tmt-221_size.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tmt-221_size.jpg" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>You see, Tamatoys spends not much into engineering (their toys are very similar both outside and inside), their market share is then made from the packaging. The toy comes with a little bottle of lotion, close as good as Onatsuyu. The packaging features a naked Kirino exposing her genitals. Cute, arousing. And &#8220;original-like&#8221; enough to make the original creators a bit mad, but whatever&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure any other series got as much parodies and fanfictions.</p>
<p>Now comes the central question: how does it feel ? Deceiving, I say. Because it isn&#8217;t made of &#8220;cyberskin&#8221; TPE or any material close as good, what could have been interesting internal structures isn&#8217;t felt much. Could have been like <a href="/transfer-student/">Transfer Student</a>, but no. Overall it&#8217;s not so bad engineered, but the material just doesn&#8217;t fit my expectations <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  You can try use another lube (a <a href="/finish-sleep-lotion/">less sticky one</a>), but that doesn&#8217;t help much. Ah, one more thing: &#8220;splash&#8221; noise, a closed door may not be enough. Not firm and tight enough, not very handy, looks and feels cheap (while the price isn&#8217;t actually &#8220;cheap&#8221;).</p>
<p>Oh by the way, you saw J-List&#8217;s price: they profit quite much on it, huh ? Therefor, if you want it, ask NLS to get it for you.</p>
<p>The cleaning process is somewhat made harder because of the material (once again): not stiff enough, turning it inside-out requires some handwork and fingers put deep (if you got <a href="/bubble-shake/">Bubble Shake</a> or <a href="/squid-c-moon-series/">C-moon</a>, you know what I mean).</p>
<p>Well, I guess that was the first and last item by Tamatoys I laid my hands on. Not all otaku buy everything depicting anything <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=710
title: Onaho Fairy
uri: Onaho-Fairy
url: https://www.onahole.eu/onaho-fairy/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-711" alt="Onaho Fairy" src="media/4a13589d.onaho_fairy-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/onaho_fairy-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-30070">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=30070&amp;key=3534512624" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB007BJBO3K">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B007BJBO3K&amp;key=2088538456" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>In two months of now ToysHeart <a href="/onaho-fairy-limited-editions-illustration/">will release a limited edition</a>: <del>nothing new</del>, except <a href="media/0c58b267.Fairy_Vote_001.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Fairy_Vote_001.jpg">the illustration</a> -yes Dakaarts, now I dare to post it. (don&#8217;t blame them too much, it was voted on Twitter) &#8211; maybe you will want to stock up some of, to place in auctions later. Oh don&#8217;t worry, Onaho Fairy is already quite successful.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-713" alt="213007_b_312" src="media/8b82cb98.213007_b_312.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/213007_b_312.jpg" width="226" height="374" /></p>
<p>So far so good, you found a fairy somehow, it&#8217;s ~25 cm long, you came to the conclusion that it&#8217;s biting and struggling too much when you do what&#8217;s showed just above and so you chop it&#8217;s head off, and tear it&#8217;s arms, wings and legs off. Remaining is a 14.5 cm long&#8230; fairy corpse. And somehow, you enjoy ramming your penis inside up to where normally the heart is. Oops, did I just disgust you ? <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Just kiddin&#8217;, on the pics it looks not so painful and the fairy doesn&#8217;t seem to struggle. No animal torture involved, just your imagination.</p>
<p>Back to the toy itself.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-714" alt="1_1331088338_4_kJ1Wa" src="media/547804ca.1_1331088338_4_kJ1Wa.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1_1331088338_4_kJ1Wa.jpg" width="290" height="220" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-715" alt="1_1331088338_6_OJxt0" src="media/62ebf11b.1_1331088338_6_OJxt0.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1_1331088338_6_OJxt0.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>A ribby first part, a contraction, and a chamber. Not that easy to push all the air out, therefor low vacuum effect. While stroking it makes a nice sound. Oh, another thing: the ribs: they&#8217;re not completely smooth. It&#8217;s slightly rough, how to say&#8230; the surface has very little pikes that enforce the stimulation.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-716" alt="1_1331088338_5_kERQi" src="media/c948fa02.1_1331088338_5_kERQi.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1_1331088338_5_kERQi.jpg" width="290" height="220" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-717" alt="1_1331088338_5_kERQi" src="media/ab4562a1.1_1331088338_5_kERQi1-254x300.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1_1331088338_5_kERQi1-254x300.jpg" width="254" height="300" /></p>
<p>Gently up and down, that&#8217;s right. Yep I didn&#8217;t mention the breasts with cute nipples. The way NLS does, that&#8217;s good: stroking while playing with the nipples using the thumb.</p>
<p>Overall interesting and cute and all, but as you can expect the stimulation remains medium. I guess getting it 10 $ down would be good. &#8220;Safe skin&#8221; TPE it is, very great texture, flexible, can be quite easily turned inside-out for cleaning, nothing special to notice afterwards. ToysHeart, perverting humans and fairies since 1999.</p>
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		<div class="itemrating">Overall: <span itemprop="rating">95%</span></div>
		<span class="itemsummary" itemprop="summary">Fairy-lovers gonna love. And other people too. Good !</span>
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=703
title: Onaho Fairy limited edition’s illustration
uri: Onaho-Fairy-limited-edition-s-illustration
url: https://www.onahole.eu/onaho-fairy-limited-editions-illustration/
content:
<p>EDIT3 (feb. 25) <a href="http://www.toysheart.com/product/pure_bitch.html">Product announced: Pure bitch !</a> And since it&#8217;s a limited &#8220;deluxe&#8221; toy with a &#8220;little surprise&#8221;, it&#8217;s public price is over 5000 yen. Yes, &#8220;outch&#8221;.</p>
<p>EDIT2: the limited edition <strong>will</strong> actually have different internal structures (source: <a href="https://twitter.com/ToysHeartShop/status/296490728991891456">Twitter</a>).</p>
<p>&#8216;told you in the previous post that I&#8217;ve got &#8220;Onaho Fairy&#8221;, right ? Review will hopefully be posted in a few weeks, it just came in. EDIT: <a href="/onaho-fairy/">review published !</a></p>
<p>The packaging:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-704" alt="1_1331088337_1_wlonL" src="media/c69eaa08.1_1331088337_1_wlonL.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1_1331088337_1_wlonL.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Well ToysHeart loves to make it social and all, with a contest for the packaging of a &#8220;Onaho Fairy limited edition&#8221; to come out in march. They selected a few dozen illustrations and let people vote for their favorite on Twitter. And last month <a href="http://www.toysheart.co.jp/blog/izuha/onaho_yousei_package.html">the result is published</a>: number ① will be the illustration of this special edition. No, I won&#8217;t post it here, it&#8217;s a bit too&#8230; Japanese.  (the other possible illustrations were:  <a href="http://www.toysheart.co.jp/blog/izuha/onaho_yousei_vote2.html">2</a>, <a href="http://www.toysheart.co.jp/blog/izuha/onaho_yousei_vote3.html">3</a> and <a href="http://www.toysheart.co.jp/blog/izuha/onaho_yousei_vote4.html">4</a>)</p>
<p>Take note it&#8217;s only a special limited edition <del>and only the illustration will differ</del>. Is the content worth of it ? You&#8217;ll find out with my review by then <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />    (chances are that the illustration will be used in new onaholes, since &#8220;<a href="http://www.toysheart.co.jp/blog/izuha/debut_campaign.html">Izuha</a>&#8221; originally has been voted for <a href="/bubble-shake/">Bubble Shake</a>)</p>
<p>But my oh my, they like it borderline&#8230;</p>


feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=699
title: Moar stuff coming!
uri: Moar-stuff-coming
url: https://www.onahole.eu/moar-stuff-coming/
content:
<p>2013 just started, and I already had some stuff to work on <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t wanna make you sleep, so I&#8217;ll do it short: aside some cache optimizations for the blog, I hacked around for a few hours with the PHP code of my &#8220;price&#8221; script. The awesome result is that I added Amazon <strong>with</strong> the ¥ → $ conversion according to the current exchange rate (or from 48 hours ago, at most). Could have been so easy but nobody wants to tell the rate in an open API <img src="media/b37ef66a.icon_evil.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif" alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Anyway now you see how cheap onaholes can be: only sometimes NLS is cheaper than Amazon, but that&#8217;s not like J-List who doubles the price <a href="/cant-be-this-tight-series/">or even more</a>. I guess the difference is made with the shipping, and since you don&#8217;t require a &#8220;postal redirection&#8221; in Japan to get your toys exported with Amazon, you keep some fees away and finally NLS appears the cheapest solution in most cases <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Even worse: you can ask NLS to add unlisted items in your order, and they get it for you. Saves some shipping, and fees. Really good customer service <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<hr />
<p>So, ToysHeart launched their new mascot product: Izuha. And they opened <a href="https://twitter.com/toysheartshop">a Twitter account</a> for it/her. And from what I understood, the community managers love to troll with the ones from Tenga and Magic Eyes (taunts, and retweets of positive posts for their own products, sometimes retweets of negative ones against the other makers,..). Challenge accepted, dear onahole makers <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><big><big><strong>HEAT UP THE WINTER !</strong></big></big></p>
<p><a href="media/0dab92b5.1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-700" alt="" src="media/f9874ab9.1-300x129.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1-300x129.jpg" width="300" height="129" /></a></p>
<p>Also on it&#8217;s way: Onaho Fairy &amp; Ona Pit (ToysHeart), Ju-C (Outvision) and Oreimo Deluxe (Tamatoys).</p>
<p>This all will keep me busy for quite some time <img src="media/9f125594.icon_cool.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=613
title: Bangee Shake
uri: Bangee-Shake
url: https://www.onahole.eu/bangee-shake/
content:
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<p>Japan provides the world with lots of unexpected ideas. Like this onahole.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-32623">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=32623&amp;key=2555801654" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB009T0BY02">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B009T0BY02&amp;key=1358018164" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>So far so good, a quite big piece of pink &#8220;foam&#8221; with a somewhat carried away gothic lolita as packaging, made in Japan by A-One.</p>
<p>The &#8220;something special&#8221; I got interested in, is this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-615" alt="Bangee Shake1" src="media/edc6bd5d.Bangee-Shake1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Bangee-Shake1.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>No that&#8217;s not conception errors, this onahole contains 3 strings. Of course they don&#8217;t prevent you from reaching deep inside the hole, depending on the way you turn it the strings stretch <em>over</em> or <em>under</em> your thing&#8230; and give a strange but not unpleasant sensation.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-616" alt="Bangee Shake2" src="media/f2848d32.Bangee-Shake2.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Bangee-Shake2.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Quite simple internal structure, straight and linear with ribs. Just with 3 strings passing right in the middle. Quite thick material by the way, the onahole itself hardly fits in the pocket.</p>
<p>Just to make clear what happens:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-617" alt="Bangee Shake3" src="media/1eefbc33.Bangee-Shake3.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Bangee-Shake3.jpg" width="280" height="133" /></p>
<p>You see the strings, in blue ? They wrap around the upper or the lower side of your penis, and stroke it when you glide in and out. Don&#8217;t worry, the strings don&#8217;t break that easily (TPE like the rest of the toy, you have to pull the strings out of the hole a good 10 cm away if you want to break them -didn&#8217;t test that, but I assume they can endure quite something). For what effect ? Well it&#8217;s noticeable, but don&#8217;t think this doubles the pleasure you can get from an onahole like this. Since the strings glide according to your penis&#8217; surface (which is obviously not as smooth as in my drawing), you can feel a &#8220;little something&#8221; holding your thing in when you glide out.. or out when you glide in. Nothing much, slight, but enough to make it unique. Don&#8217;t worry about the cleaning, the strings are flexible enough so you can turn the onahole inside out to clean it properly.</p>
<p>The price is good, for an idea I will keep an eye on (there are many ways to improve and optimize this, there is potential for crazy stuff).<br />
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=604
title: Piston magic
uri: Piston-magic
url: https://www.onahole.eu/piston-magic/
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<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-605" alt="Piston magic" src="media/06fa45cb.Piston-magic.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Piston-magic.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>Nah, that&#8217;s not a hug pillow. Let&#8217;s call it an &#8220;experience enhancer&#8221;.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-12457">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=12457&amp;key=2839455206" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB003M8GWQ8">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B003M8GWQ8&amp;key=1096523624" width="200" height="15" /></li>
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<p>So that you see what&#8217;s the point:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-606" alt="Piston magic1" src="media/affdf2a6.Piston-magic1-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Piston-magic1-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>(the photo studio of NLS, common serious everyday business <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
<p><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-607 alignleft" alt="Piston magic2" src="media/733cade2.Piston-magic2-150x112.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Piston-magic2-150x112.jpg" width="150" height="112" />Take this; unfold</p>
<p>place favorite onahole in tunnel</p>
<p>blow up with pump; profit.</p>
<p>Mostly effective when you <strong>don&#8217;t</strong> have porn to watch: you see something a bit more arousing that your thing stroked by plastic.</p>
<p>You may think that&#8217;s not much, but surprisingly there&#8217;s something else: since you have less direct &#8220;contact&#8221; with your thing, you&#8217;re less aware you&#8217;re masturbating. About the illustrations you have the blonde on one side and the red-haired on the other, but I think what could be the most arousing is not the point of view of a vaginal intercourse, but an oral one (like you&#8217;re holding the girl&#8217;s head to control a blowjob). On one side.</p>
<p>The tunnel is 40 cm deep, you can place <a href="/age-series/#age20">Twenty</a> without problem and NLS shows that it works with dildos too. To clean you mostly have to let the air out before being able to take the onahole out.</p>
<p>Interesting item.<br />
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=596
title: Put in & Pull out Fairies
uri: Put-in-Pull-out-Fairies
url: https://www.onahole.eu/put-in-pull-out-fairies/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-597" alt="Put in &amp; Pull out Fairies" src="media/054d09b4.Put-in-Pull-out-Fairies-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Put-in-Pull-out-Fairies-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>&#8220;mini&#8221; and &#8220;special&#8221;.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-29900">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=29900&amp;key=3528764034" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB007EIV686">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B007EIV686&amp;key=1875025005" width="200" height="15" /></li>
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<p>Yet another onahole maker: MODE-design. Let&#8217;s see the tiny version, &#8220;mini&#8221;.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-598" alt="Put in &amp; Pull out Fairies1" src="media/a781eba3.Put-in-Pull-out-Fairies1.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Put-in-Pull-out-Fairies1.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Lacks of ribs or bumps. Doesn&#8217;t lack of suction effect. The internal structure doesn&#8217;t make it a &#8220;must-have&#8221;, the material seems ok, the size is convenient and the packaging is cute. Here comes the big question: can a &#8220;westie&#8221; enjoy it ?</p>
<p>Response: well yes, but not that great. The material stirs too much, so from the few internal structures you almost feel none. Another thing: pretty damn hard to stick your thing in with one hand, the entrance should have been better conceived. It&#8217;s cute and all, but doesn&#8217;t help much. Elasticity ? Enough to turn it inside-out without worries, so cleaning it is easy. Overall, worth the price.</p>
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=579
title: Hey Santa, who’s got the most toys in store ?
uri: Hey-Santa-who-s-got-the-most-toys-in-store
url: https://www.onahole.eu/hey-santa-whos-got-the-most-toys-in-store/
content:
<p>&#8220;The agony of choice&#8221;. When Santa has to deliver onaholes all around the world while saving shipping (imagine he can&#8217;t make multiple pickups with his reindeer), Santa would probably choose the store from which he can get the most different onaholes. Let&#8217;s count to see where Santa was.</p>
<ul>
<li>local sex-store: about 30 (including &#8220;classics&#8221; like Tenga and Fleshlight -did laugh but that&#8217;s ok for a small suburb shop)</li>
<li>Eden Fantasys: 63</li>
<li>Risque Boutique: 117</li>
<li>J-List: about 150</li>
<li>Omocha Dreams: 152</li>
<li>CoolMaleSexToy: about 200</li>
<li>PillowGame: 228</li>
<li>Kanojo Toys: 255</li>
<li>ToyDemon: about 360</li>
<li>NLS: about 800</li>
<li>Amazon: about 3800</li>
</ul>
<p>Yeah, Amazon&#8217;s got close to 3800 onaholes, I picked <a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/s/?rh=n%3A160384011%2Cn%3A!161669011%2Cn%3A171288011%2Cn%3A2132581051">the right category</a> to troll around last hour (to see the product thumbnails, open one product page and confirm you&#8217;re over 18 (link on the left), then reload the page). Literally filled with parody-toys you won&#8217;t find on other Amazons, of course. Oh by the way, found some Frontier Japan toys (you know, the ones who did <a href="/onanyan-series/">Onanyan</a> -now I have some decent images) but depicting Oreimo as &#8220;handjob-onaholes&#8221;. The item title, Google Translated: &#8220;My sister is a good vegetable 崎 vol.1 feels so much fog&#8221;. <a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%83%95%E3%83%AD%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A3%E3%83%91%E3%83%B3-%E4%BF%BA%E3%81%AE%E5%A6%B9%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%82%93%E3%81%AA%E3%81%AB%E3%82%82%E6%B0%97%E6%8C%81%E3%81%A1%E3%81%84%E3%81%84vol-1-%E5%A5%BD%E5%B4%8E-%E9%9C%A7%E8%8F%9C/dp/B006GKFJHW/">Take a good laugh at it</a> (but save your 605 yen).</p>
<p>Right now I think it&#8217;s time to write a new internet rule:  &#8220;If it&#8217;s an anime, there&#8217;s an onahole of it on Amazon&#8221;. Not hard to guess where Santa packet up.</p>


feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=568
title: Small Sister Hug Pillow
uri: Small-Sister-Hug-Pillow
url: https://www.onahole.eu/small-sister-hug-pillow/
content:
<p>The feeling of the confidence, the need to remain undiscovered whatsoever, the pure love stronger than the universal taboo, two young creatures melting together in an unmatchable complete and deep relationship, &#8230;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-570" alt="" src="media/b21f526c.3seconds.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/3seconds.jpg" width="300" height="278" /></p>
<p>Sorry for your fantasies, the item I gonna review today looks more like an alien (or an embryo in it&#8217;s first shaping) than your dreamed sister.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-569" alt="small sister hug pillow" src="media/b531eb54.small-sister-hug-pillow.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/small-sister-hug-pillow.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-20242">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=20242&amp;key=694922945" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB002L162RQ">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B002L162RQ&amp;key=2747031813" width="200" height="15" /></li>
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<p>So after the previous experience (<a href="/hug-me-air-pillow/">HUG ME air pillow</a>), it was time to give this &#8220;technology&#8221; a second chance. This time we don&#8217;t give a fuck about the illustration, what we want is something we can actually use. You see the two holes ? That&#8217;s actually tunnels, you can play with the other side too. And the most convenient way to use it, is like this.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-571" alt="small sister hug pillow2" src="media/41fee50f.small-sister-hug-pillow2.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/small-sister-hug-pillow2.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>Just rest your head on one side, and take the other side between your legs. Oh ! The holes are just in the right position to..</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-572" alt="small sister hug pillow3" src="media/74ebb1de.small-sister-hug-pillow3.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/small-sister-hug-pillow3.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>.. put an onahole in it and have fun in a very relaxing position. Maintain the &#8220;sister&#8221; with your hands while you slowly and deeply thrust in. That&#8217;s it !</p>
<p>Time for some comments: at least this one doesn&#8217;t break after the second use (mine isn&#8217;t broken yet, after 9 successful uses). The choice of the onahole is limited, the tunnels being quite narrow. Don&#8217;t try to place the onahole while the pillow is fully blown up, best time to do it is when you started to blow it up (so that it&#8217;s unfolded). So what onahole ? It has to be long enough to be properly &#8220;pinched&#8221; by the pillow, but meanwhile thin enough to fit in the tunnel. Good results got with Ayase and Kuroneko from the <a href="/cant-be-this-tight-series/">Can&#8217;t be this tight series</a>, <a href="/bubble-shake/">Bubble shake</a>, and <a href="/age-series/#age7">Seven</a>. Push from one side, pull from the other. And enjoy your time: the 10-minute preparation shouldn&#8217;t end up in 3 minutes of fun. And once you&#8217;re done, well&#8230; take a nap <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>By the way: place some towels on your bed, if you don&#8217;t want it to be messy. And consider another 10 minute session to let the air out, fold your alien and store it.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s about the blue-haired girl on the packaging ? Your sister is a embryo-formed dual-perforated silvergrey alien, deal with it.<br />
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feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=552
title: Happy Christmas !
uri: Happy-Christmas
url: https://www.onahole.eu/happy-christmas/
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<p>.. and have lots of fun with your new toys <img alt="" src="media/bc7c7696.Blush.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blush.png" width="19" height="19" /></p>


feed_id: http://www.onahole.eu/?p=540
title: Finish & Sleep Lotion
uri: Finish-Sleep-Lotion
url: https://www.onahole.eu/finish-sleep-lotion/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-541" title="Finish &amp; Sleep Lotion" alt="" src="media/c2ed952e.1_1312969109_m_Ycvrv-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1_1312969109_m_Ycvrv-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-542" title="Finish &amp; Sleep Lotion refill" alt="" src="media/8e24bf58.1_1338358944_m_KIk0s-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1_1338358944_m_KIk0s-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t use other lotions if you get used to this one! &#8220;, NLS says. &#8220;You can fall asleep while basking in the afterglow of orgasm.&#8221;, oh dear, they become lyrical about it. And that&#8217;s where you get it:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-27565">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=27565&amp;key=497121244" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB005OU7356">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B005OU7356&amp;key=3425302625" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-31186">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=31186&amp;key=86627672" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB008GPR8EM">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B008GPR8EM&amp;key=1627958574" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>I already stated before that the choice of the lube, as unimportant as it may seem at first, actually impacts heavily on your experience. But there are also some other details that come into account, every onahole-specific lube is different. What the &#8220;Finish &amp; Sleep&#8221; lube has that, to my knowing, no other lube has, is it&#8217;s very advantage of not having to be wiped and washed after each use. The idea behind this lube is that you can rest on your bed and take a nap, not worrying about the remaining lube on your genitals. Fap in the morning and wash in the evening: no problem.</p>
<p><strong><em>It&#8217;s that fucking simple !</em> You wonder it&#8217;s the only lube specifically engineered for this !</strong></p>
<p>Keep the bottle in your room ? Take off the label and it looks like hydroalcoholic lotion. Drying ? Dries well and doesn&#8217;t get your thing feel sticky or glitchy in your pants (who don&#8217;t get messy), almost doesn&#8217;t smell, is antibacterial and of course doesn&#8217;t harm your skin. Want it to suit your onahole envies ? Choose from standard, hard and moist, different viscosity levels. Is your 145 mL bottle empty ? Take a 300 mL refill pack. Too bad it doesn&#8217;t come in 200 L tanks, for &#8220;business environment&#8221;. Shouldn&#8217;t last long either <img src="media/9f125594.icon_cool.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Just one thing: endure other lubes so you can properly compare with this one. Some lubes are cheaper, but the &#8220;return on investment&#8221; here is outstanding. Well done, RENDS !<br />
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=821
title: Little video test
uri: Little-video-test
url: https://www.onahole.eu/little-video-test/
content:
<p>Hello everybodies <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I had some fun making a slide show and exporting it as video. No, it&#8217;s not Office Powerpoint ! It&#8217;s&#8230;  LibreOffice Impress <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  BTW the music is public domain, you can <a href="http://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_by_moduleid&amp;query=173085">find it complete here</a>.</p>
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feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=834
title: Hiragana and Katakana
uri: Hiragana-and-Katakana
url: https://www.onahole.eu/hiragana-and-katakana/
content:
<p>Earlier today I had some fun on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/ToysHeartShop/status/309601672747950080">with @ToysHeartShop</a> trying to figure out how to translate &#8220;sujiman kupa&#8221; in English <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I still rely on Google Translate to transcript my romanji into hiragana, I guess it&#8217;s &#8220;more than nothing&#8221;. For days now I try to remember and correctly write &#8220;a&#8221;, &#8220;i&#8221; and &#8220;u&#8221; in hiragana, still a long way to go until I can read what&#8217;s on the onahole package (could be interesting). Learning kanji ? LOL no, I better rely on writing hiragana on keyboard and then just pressing the spacebar, computer transcripts this into kanji all alone <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Well I don&#8217;t have a Japanese keyboard yet, so I made hiragana and katakana charts, in two fonts.</p>
<p><a href="media/f37d2dba.hira1.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hira1.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-835" alt="hira1" src="media/7271cd56.hira1-150x91.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hira1-150x91.png" width="150" height="91" /></a><a href="media/75f2bbb1.hira2.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hira2.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-836" alt="hira2" src="media/ab236256.hira2-150x92.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hira2-150x92.png" width="150" height="92" /></a></p>
<p><a href="media/f7a94854.kata1.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kata1.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-837" alt="kata1" src="media/5a5daa1e.kata1-150x94.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kata1-150x94.png" width="150" height="94" /></a><a href="media/a2e12386.kata2.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kata2.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-838" alt="kata2" src="media/333e425d.kata2-150x92.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kata2-150x92.png" width="150" height="92" /></a></p>
<p><a href="media/f95dbff2.hira.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hira.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-998" alt="hira" src="media/7e0c6164.hira-150x58.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hira-150x58.png" width="150" height="58" /></a><a href="media/38db06f0.kata.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kata.png"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-999" alt="kata" src="media/07546862.kata-150x58.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kata-150x58.png" width="150" height="58" /></a></p>
<p>(click for full size)</p>
<p>Have fun <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=888
title: New rating system
uri: New-rating-system
url: https://www.onahole.eu/new-rating-system/
content:
<p>Introducing a new rating system <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I had it on my mind for some time now, but looking at ToyDemon&#8217;s source code gave me a concrete example of microdata usage. Reading <a href="http://support.google.com/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&amp;answer=146645">Google&#8217;s support pages</a> and experimenting did the rest, spent a couple of hours on this.</p>
<p>With the HTML5 meter tag, 4 criteria are considered with a rank from 0.0 to 10.0. The overall rating is the total average divided by 2, which gives us the very standard 1.0 &#8211; 5.0 rating. This one will be converted and showed as stars in the Google result pages, something nice <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  This rating system makes it easier for third-party software to extract my ratings for each products, unlike my &#8220;hearts in image&#8221;.</p>
<p>By the way: maybe PHP developers here will be interested in the PHP code behind the old rating system, so <a href="/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/old_rating.zip">here&#8217;s the source code with generation script</a>. For the new rating system I just use a new &#8220;gen.php&#8221; because I&#8217;m lazy, helps me to quickly and accurately write the HTML 5 code for each product. <a href="/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gen.zip">And here it is</a>.</p>
<p>Changes will be seen by Google in a few hours or days only, so don&#8217;t worry if it doesn&#8217;t work yet <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Ah, something else: <span style="color: #800000;">the meter tag isn&#8217;t supported everywhere yet</span>. Firefox, Chrome, Opera, Safari and their derivatives support it perfectly. Don&#8217;t know how it comes out on iPhone/iPad, but the Android browser 4.1.2 <strong>doesn&#8217;t</strong> (just use Firefox Mobile or Opera Mini). And what about Internet Explorer ? <strong>Even Internet Explorer 10 doesn&#8217;t</strong>. Just use a real browser and leave IE alone.</p>
<p>See ya <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=908
title: Age series: Twenty
uri: Age-series-Twenty
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-twenty/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-990" alt="20" src="media/7c934a40.20.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=15738&amp;key=4031420689" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0027FEZMU">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0027FEZMU&amp;key=2094202805" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>R-20. Twenty. Look back at Fifteen. Looks similar, huh ? Well, make sure you can tell which one is what, because inside it&#8217;s a totally different story.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-251" title="1_1240912140_8_0408" alt="" src="media/d00efe83.1_1240912140_8_0408.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1240912140_8_0408.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>No way a real vagina could twist, bump, rib, groove suck and stroke your thing like this onahole ! It&#8217;s fucking art. And oh well you can see it has the biggest vacuum chamber at bottom from all, therefor a very _VERY_ pleasant suction effect. See the little &#8220;hill with teeth&#8221; shortly after the entrance ? Believe me: when your frenulum is being stroked by this, you feel like melting in pleasure (just bad you can&#8217;t really see from outside if it&#8217;s the right side you&#8217;re inserting). Such a great toy !<br />
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li>Twenty</li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=906
title: Age series: Seventeen Bordeaux
uri: Age-series-Seventeen-Bordeaux
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-987" alt="17bor" src="media/5d42f3c0.17bor.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/17bor.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-30800">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=30800&amp;key=2482939535" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB007OQ47RA">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B007OQ47RA&amp;key=1599557957" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, they did it again ! Seventeen Bordeaux, it is. No it doesn&#8217;t come with a bottle of french wine, it&#8217;s just the color of the inside. And.. the packaging. This has titjob potential huh ? Ok let&#8217;s look inside.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-249" title="1_1334728569_6_2OQLh" alt="" src="media/fc43e2a5.1_1334728569_6_2oqlh.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1334728569_6_2oqlh.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Urethane foam !! Yeeees ! This material feels incredibly soft, and another thing: let it swim in hot water for a few minutes, and the foam keeps the hole warm while you use it ! The bumps are less big than the ones from <a href="/max-series/">IBO MAX</a> of course, a more lifelike sensation for a hole you will be happy to stroke yourself with day after day (for a few weeks, at least). Very good suction capabilities. Simply the best toy from this series.</p>
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li>Seventeen Bordeaux</li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=904
title: Age series: Seventeen Evolution
uri: Age-series-Seventeen-Evolution
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-seventeen-evolution/
content:
<p>EDIT; April &#8217;13: since this review, ToysHeart released a new product: &#8220;Seventeen Evo Soft&#8221;. It should be better than the older one, I guess. /EDIT</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-985" alt="17evo" src="media/6179dad9.17evo.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/17evo.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-17250">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=17250&amp;key=67747013" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB002HMBV20">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B002HMBV20&amp;key=4039393411" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Since Seventeen was (and still is) so successful, and because more money is better, ToysHeart released a new one: Seventeen Evolution. The packaging is quite poor. But it&#8217;s pretty different inside..</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-247" title="1_1247039535_8_0308" alt="" src="media/c74738aa.1_1247039535_8_0308.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1247039535_8_0308.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>Is Seventeen too smooth ? Here you have it, with plenty of ribs, grooves, constrictions and bumps.. and a better entrance through the cervix. The result is quite astonishing.<br />
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li>Seventeen Evo</li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=901
title: Age series: Seventeen
uri: Age-series-Seventeen
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-seventeen/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-983" alt="17" src="media/72f36e43.17.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/17.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-2823">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=2823&amp;key=763030902" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000M9TFCS">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000M9TFCS&amp;key=2953794928" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Seventeen ? Seventeen. Let&#8217;s summarize like this: it&#8217;s a legendary onahole. The holy grail of the pleasureseekers. Maybe the most successful item from ToysHeart ever. And the packaging ? Nice too.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-245" title="1_1259911265_8_2783_08" alt="" src="media/ed3cb946.1_1259911265_8_2783_08.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1259911265_8_2783_08.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>So why ? As you can see, inside it&#8217;s just smooth and wavy. There&#8217;s some resistance and quite low stimulation, nice for a longplay. Oh and there&#8217;s a visual effect when you insert, interesting.</p>
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li>Seventeen</li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=899
title: Age series: Fifteen
uri: Age-series-Fifteen
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-fifteen/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-980" alt="15" src="media/6567e4cb.15.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/15.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-3393">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=3393&amp;key=2053618745" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000M9UURM">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000M9UURM&amp;key=3204788559" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>19 cm length, it fears no &#8220;westies&#8221;. Consider eleven, make it longer and with more grooves. Engineered within minutes. That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s all. But that&#8217;s good.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-244" title="1_1159344320_8_1_1147338621_9_02_09" alt="" src="media/4d4ac16d.1_1159344320_8_1_1147338621_9_02_09.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1159344320_8_1_1147338621_9_02_09.jpg" width="290" height="218" /><br />
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li>Fifteen</li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=896
title: Age series: Eleven
uri: Age-series-Eleven
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-eleven/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-978" alt="11" src="media/57cde116.11.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/11.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-4921">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=4921&amp;key=3890067889" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000PBNLQO">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000PBNLQO&amp;key=3749940058" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>With such developed breasts, &#8230; yes already told so. And&#8230; well, as you can see, it&#8217;s a &#8220;doggy-style&#8221; onahole.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241" title="1_1176301187_6_0404" alt="" src="media/29710332.1_1176301187_6_0404.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1176301187_6_0404.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>Yay, many grooves and a better suction effect. Also &#8220;safe skin&#8221;, lacks a bit of tightness but the groovy walls feel nice. But well, straight hole.<br />
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a></li>
<li>Eleven</li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=894
title: Age series: Seven
uri: Age-series-Seven
url: https://www.onahole.eu/age-series-seven/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-976" alt="7" src="media/3a312b86.7.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/7.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-4828">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=4828&amp;key=2680384290" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB000P6K9DC">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B000P6K9DC&amp;key=2285256163" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Do girls have such breasts at 7 ? Of course not. ToysHeart did depict a more 13-like girl, because&#8230; that&#8217;s the age of consent in Japan. Guess what ? It&#8217;s quite popular (still in NLS&#8217; top 30 today).</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-239" title="1_1173266861_7_03_07" alt="" src="media/dac744aa.1_1173266861_7_03_07.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1_1173266861_7_03_07.jpg" width="290" height="218" /></p>
<p>Do ANY girl have a so &#8220;mechanical screw&#8221;-like vagina structure ? Of course not. Oh wait&#8230; the kind of structure Hatsune Miku parody holes have. Now that you&#8217;re pretty sure that ToysHeart isn&#8217;t as sick as you might believe before, let&#8217;s give a word to the very high quality of the materials, the &#8220;safe skin&#8221; type. It&#8217;s very soft, isn&#8217;t oily, doesn&#8217;t smell (all of the following have it too). But well, that&#8217;s not enough: the internal structure is too simple and too &#8220;ribby&#8221;, the little bottom provides only weak vacuum and overall it could have been a little more tight.<br />
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ul>
<li>Seven</li>
<li><a href="/age-series-eleven/">Eleven</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-fifteen/">Fifteen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen/">Seventeen</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-evo/">Seventeen Evo</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-seventeen-bordeaux/">Seventeen Bordeaux</a></li>
<li><a href="/age-series-twenty/">Twenty</a></li>
</ul>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=915
title: Ayase (My little sister’s best friend can’t be this tight)
uri: Ayase-(My-little-sister-s-best-friend-can-t-be-this-tight)
url: https://www.onahole.eu/ayase-my-little-sisters-best-friend-cant-be-this-tight/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-964" alt="ayase1" src="media/0b6405c0.ayase12-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ayase12-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jlist.com/product/AO045">J-List</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=jlist&amp;id=AO045&amp;key=967165401" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-27240">NLS</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=27240&amp;key=1521678164" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0054MV4M2">Amazon JP</a>: <img class="price" alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0054MV4M2&amp;key=2600626212" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>I got Ayase only recently (sept. &#8217;12). Maybe the most tight from the 3. Can hardly describe. The bumps after the entrance, they&#8217;re quite amazing.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-185" title="ayase1" alt="" src="media/921875c3.ayase11.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ayase11.jpg" width="290" height="220" /></p>
<p>Because of the straight line it&#8217;s easy to stroke quickly, and in addition to the tightness it feels really good (with the force of a thousand suns). Better than Kirino ? Dunno. Can&#8217;t choose. Don&#8217;t wanna choose.</p>
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<p>From the same series:</p>
<ol>
<li><a href="/kirino-my-little-sister-cant-be-this-tight/">Kirino</a></li>
<li>Ayase</li>
<li><a href="/ruri-my-junior-cant-be-this-tight/">Ruri</a></li>
</ol>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=994
title: Price conversion in Bitcoin
uri: Price-conversion-in-Bitcoin
url: https://www.onahole.eu/price-conversion-in-bitcoin/
content:
<p>Hey guys <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Did you hear about Bitcoin before ? No ? To keep things simple: it&#8217;s a digital currency, not backed by a central bank or whatever government, but by a robust P2P network.</p>
<p>To get started, you can either:</p>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;mine&#8221; bitcoins: solve the previous chainblock to validate the transactions, .. and win some new bitcoins (very hard now)</li>
<li>join a mining pool, to share the effort and win very little but very often</li>
<li>exchange currencies to/from bitcoins (fastest way to get bitcoins, but the exchange rates vary very much and you have to wire &#8220;IRL money&#8221; to the market)</li>
</ul>
<p>Some people want bitcoins for their savings, some people exchange bitcoins on markets for benefit. With bitcoins you can already buy web hosting and VPN access, web developing and design, but also &#8220;material&#8221; like art, clothing, food and so on (overview on the <a href="https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Trade">Bitcoin wiki</a>). There <strong>is</strong> one sex toy seller, but very little and mainly US (no onahole spotted).</p>
<p>Bitcoin transactions are done from {some cryptographic address} to {some cryptographic address}: new Bitcoin addresses can be generated at will, and can&#8217;t be backtraced to a specific person or IP without access to your hard drive (and if the wallet file is unencrypted). This makes it very convenient to preserve privacy for fast and reliable worldwide service and that&#8217;s why I accept Bitcoin donations (look on the right, just below the &#8220;Recent comments&#8221;). But how much do you want to donate, if it&#8217;s to help me buy one onahole ? That&#8217;s what lead us to the main point:</p>
<p><strong>My price script now converts prices into Bitcoin too, for each onahole and for each vendor.</strong></p>
<p>USD / BTC exchange rate is updated every 24 hours, values are updated depending on the vendor (30 days for J-List, 6 days for NLS and 1 day for Amazon). Should give an insight of the price without overloading the servers, if you want to track bitcoin prices in real time, just follow <a href="https://mtgox.com/">Mt.Gox charts</a> <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Next idea is somewhat tricky: an interactive &#8220;shopping list&#8221;. We&#8217;ll see if I can bring this together tomorrow <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Could be fun to use.</p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=1006
title: Dakimakura
uri: Dakimakura
url: https://www.onahole.eu/dakimakura/
content:
<p>Some time ago, I was just minding my business, keywording &#8220;onahole&#8221; on Google Images (with safe search turned off) I don&#8217;t remember exactly. But I ended up <a href="http://2hushit.tumblr.com/post/34111850098/ay-gurl">finding this on Tumblr</a>. Yeah yeah, look:</p>
<p><a href="media/5766d3aa.tumblr_mcb7s0bCeA1r0yamfo1_1280.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_mcb7s0bCeA1r0yamfo1_1280.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1007" alt="tumblr_mcb7s0bCeA1r0yamfo1_1280" src="media/d7162cf9.tumblr_mcb7s0bCeA1r0yamfo1_1280-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_mcb7s0bCeA1r0yamfo1_1280-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>Towels, the <a href="/age-series-seven/">Seven</a> onahole, and a Patchouli dakimakura.</p>
<p>For those who don&#8217;t know it: a dakimakura [ 抱き枕 ]  is a &#8220;hug pillow&#8221; (no, not really like <a href="/small-sister-hug-pillow/">this one</a>) -a pillow with printing, standard size 150&#215;50 cm. Dakimakuras, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Nervli/videos?view=0">Melon pan</a> has a lot of them and lastly you see some new ones in every video.</p>
<p>Dakimakuras are made for hugging and sleeping with, but as you can see above it can also serve as&#8230; stimulator, experience enhancer, central part of a masturbation activity, call it whatever you want <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Dakimakuras are in 2 parts, the actual pillow and the illustrated sheet, which you can wash. The &#8220;little&#8221; downside is: 150&#215;50 cm dakimakuras are expensive: 80-100 dollars on Amazon or Kanojo Toys, above 120 dollars on J-List. See how much dakimakuras Melon pan got ? And think of the shipping&#8230;</p>
<p>Anyway, I hurt myself browsing Amazon, finding über-cute stuff which costs too much for me. <a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/s/?rh=n%3A2277721051%2Ck%3ASunshinecos">Here, have a look</a>. Azusa, Nanoha, Patchouli, Haruhi, Rikka, Miku, Kirino, Yuki, ..   &#8220;if it&#8217;s a kawaii anime girl, there&#8217;s a dakimakura of it&#8221;. No ? Well&#8230; almost <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Every otaku may find his/her dream there. Maybe, one day I will get one. Maybe&#8230;</p>
<p>For now, let&#8217;s bookmark this.</p>
<p>EDIT: don&#8217;t miss <a href="/dakimakura/#comments">the comments</a> on this post <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=1041
title: Answers for googlers #1
uri: Answers-for-googlers-1
url: https://www.onahole.eu/answers-for-googlers-1/
content:
<p>It&#8217;s finally spring even if the weather doesn&#8217;t play well here, but whatever. Time to watch the cherry blossoms in Japan (花見 <em>hanami</em>) and order new stuff around the world. While my newest orders are being shipped (EDIT: <a href="media/5618974a.stuff.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stuff.png">just came in !</a>), let&#8217;s take the time for a quick Q &amp; A post, &#8220;anwsers for googlers&#8221;.</p>
<p>Most webmasters already know when they&#8217;re running a somewhat weird website, sometimes people land on the website after entering keywords or even full questions, even if the search result doesn&#8217;t answer or contain relative information (or sometimes the keywords are so generic that only a human can correctly and directly answer to it). Let&#8217;s answer to some specific and meaningful questions <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<ul>
<li><strong>put a hole through a dakimura</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>I think this means cutting a hole in the illustrated sheet ? Seems a bad idea, dakimakura will rip open. And cutting a hole in a daki is sad anyway&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>how to use a onahole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Like this.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1042" alt="1_1334728569_4_AEaoj" src="media/8ebd16a6.1_1334728569_4_AEaoj-87x150.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/1_1334728569_4_AEaoj-87x150.jpg" width="87" height="150" /></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>onahole feeling sticky after washing / caring for my onahole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Depending on the material, the onahole is &#8220;sweating&#8221; a bit, getting lightly oily (I said lightly, it should never be dripping wet). Nothing to worry about. To keep it&#8217;s surface smooth, put some baby powder (talc) on it (a nice method described by Toydemon is to put the onahole in a plastic bag with powder in it, close the bag and shake it: the onahole is easily and evenly powdered). Keep onahole in dry and airy place, not exposed to the sun, a good buy is the <a href="/toy-bag/">toy bag</a>.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>buying dakimakura in japan</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>That&#8217;s a tricky one. &#8220;Real&#8221; dakimakuras are made with limited stock, often they are pre-ordered months before and limited for sale in Japan. And they are expensive. The other option is to buy a copy, often from China, available anytime and for cheap. But that&#8217;s often in another quality league.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>are onaholes good</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Some are, some others aren&#8217;t. That&#8217;s why I made this blog <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<ul>
<li><strong>how sexy is using the tenga 3d</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>How sexy ? Whatcha mean ? <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Tenga 3D sure are a right good quality and novelty, but they don&#8217;t reproduce a girl&#8217;s vagina right ?</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>onahole amount of lube</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Hard to tell for sure, depends on onahole. Start with a little bit, check by using, if you feel it doesn&#8217;t glide well then add a little more. Too much lube has very negative effect on stimulation, because you just can&#8217;t enjoy the internal structures.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>licking an onahole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Oh my <img src="media/1f8f426f.icon_biggrin.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  If the onahole is very clean and if the material of the onahole is &#8220;medical-environment&#8221; compatible, then yes you <em>may</em> lick it. The taste may be not that great I think, I&#8217;m not sure I want to check this out myself. Not quite meant for cunnilingus.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>can i bring an onahole in the shower</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, so you don&#8217;t have to worry if you do a mess with the lube. Because yes, you should not use shower gel, and using liquid soap may hurt you if it gets inside your urethra. And if you can watch porn while doing your business, that&#8217;s even better.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>ever buy a onahole for jlist</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Did I ever buy an onahole for J-List ? Nope, and I&#8217;m not exactly sure if Peter Payne&#8217;s into it since he got wife and kids at home <img src="media/2bcfa134.icon_wink.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Ah, you meant {from J-List} ? That&#8217;s a yes, they don&#8217;t have the best price but they do have the best website with the most various products. Recommended choice for newbies and otakus <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<ul>
<li><strong>loving an onahole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Is it possible to fall in love in a onahole ? Dunno. We already saw a man marry a video game character, so why not&#8230;  we didn&#8217;t found any limit to human&#8217;s weirdness yet.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>boy onahole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>There are &#8220;trap&#8221; onaholes too ! (J-List sold one a few time ago)</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>what is the best ona hole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>The one with the right lube that feels good for hours while you watch your favorite porn, leading to the orgasm of the &#8220;force of a thousand suns&#8221;. Size, weight, shape, usage, context, material, mood,..  there are so many factors ! That&#8217;s why you should read all reviews as &#8220;the reviewer thinks this&#8221; and not &#8220;the onahole is like this&#8221;.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>should i buy an onahole</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Asking this to Google is just soooo cute ^.^ Let me answer this with a &#8220;yes&#8221;, just take appropriate precautions for cleaning, storing, using,.. <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>And last but not least, many concern about onahole cleaning. <a href="/about/#safety">Here my safety guidelines</a> <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=1056
title: À propos onahole licking
uri: À-propos-onahole-licking
url: https://www.onahole.eu/a-propos-onahole-licking/
content:
<p><a href="/answers-for-googlers-1/">Remember</a> the weird person googling &#8220;licking an onahole&#8221; ? Well&#8230; sometimes you just <strong>have to</strong> check it by yourself&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="media/e47f5aa9.lick.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lick.png"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1057" alt="onahole licking" src="media/a726676e.lick-300x300.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lick-300x300.png" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=1161
title: Onaholes: sometimes a risky hobby
uri: Onaholes-sometimes-a-risky-hobby
url: https://www.onahole.eu/onaholes-sometimes-a-risky-hobby/
content:
<p>Hey guys, I think I should get into details and tell you the scary and somewhat painful story of mine during the last days <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>About ten days ago, I had myself a little overview with the new stuff I bought, including a disposable cup called &#8220;<a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-34036">Virgin Cup</a>&#8220;. You will learn more about this item in <a href="/virgin-cup/">a following review</a>, the only thing to consider for now is that this onahole has a sort of hymen. A sort of, because there&#8217;s no way this can be lifelike. The idea is: with your shaft, you rip open a plastic membrane, releasing a small amount of pink-colored lube in the aim to make you think about defloration blood.</p>
<p>Little problem: the membrane is rather thick and solid, you have to press the onahole pretty bad to force your full erect penis into it. I didn&#8217;t register immediately what effects this kind of forceful use has on me. The next hours, I mind my business, somehow reading <a href="http://www.rue89.com/2013/04/10/ca-narrive-quaux-autres-torsion-testiculaire-241334">this article</a> <sup>(French)</sup> about <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion">testicular torsion</a>. Maybe like many men, I don&#8217;t feel quite good after reading this, in fact I didn&#8217;t know this actually exists. I feel strange but I don&#8217;t pass out, somehow I feel my left testicle feels more&#8230; sensitive.</p>
<p>No, not sensitive, that&#8217;s not the word. A kind of&#8230; light but continuous pain, under the belly. At first I thought it was a psychosomatic effect after reading the article and Wikipedia, then I thought it was because I kept thinking about it&#8230; then I had to face it: something was wrong with my left testicle. Took a shower and examined the testicle, but no symptoms like swelling or deformed glans, I didn&#8217;t judge it worrying enough to go to the doctor.</p>
<p>The situation lasts for days, the main worry being in the bed: I had to lay flat on my back, laying on the side was unpleasant and sometimes lightly painful. And I kept asking myself: why this ? Has the reading of the article awaken something chronic ? Did an onahole or a lube started this ? Was it plain coincidence of something I could have had anyway ? And then I remembered how forceful I was with the Virgin Cup: forcing my hard cock inside really could have pressed and damaged not directly the testicle, but the spermatic channel and/or a blood vessel. And that&#8217;s the conclusion I kept. And I tweeted it.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1162" alt="pain" src="media/0d9dae43.pain.png" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pain.png" width="526" height="188" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;m checking this out daily, but it really seems it&#8217;s healing. Big relief. Can fap again. At first carefully with the fingers, the next day with Ona Pit, and now I enjoyed Puny Virgin and Secret Twin Tales.</p>
<p>But two things are for sure: experiencing the kind of constant discomfort and weakness I never want this again, and the review of Virgin Cup will be rather&#8230; <strong>irrational</strong>. There&#8217;s no space for forgiveness now <img src="media/86425b2a.icon_smile.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Really take care of your parts, gentlemen. And never bruteforce any hymen.</p>


feed_id: https://www.onahole.eu/?p=1164
title: Virgin Cup
uri: Virgin-Cup
url: https://www.onahole.eu/virgin-cup/
content:
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1165" alt="virgin cup" src="media/cf677f0a.virgin-cup-300x225.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/virgin-cup-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en-nls.com/pict1-34036">NLS</a>: <img alt="" src="/price/?store=nls&amp;id=34036&amp;key=3502347926" width="200" height="15" /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/black-curtain-redirect.html/?ie=UTF8&amp;redirect=true&amp;redirectUrl=%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0090W52W0">Amazon JP</a>: <img alt="" src="/price/?store=amazon&amp;id=B0090W52W0&amp;key=2656989389" width="200" height="15" /></li>
</ul>
<p>Take <strong>any</strong> other disposable onahole. Even the Tako Musume is better. <a href="/onaholes-sometimes-a-risky-hobby/">Here you can read why</a>.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s illustrate:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1167" alt="Virgin Cup" src="media/c85aff33.Virgin-Cup.gif" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Virgin-Cup.gif" width="249" height="470" /></p>
<p>By the way yes it&#8217;s too tight for westies, and the too small hole doesn&#8217;t allow the air to flow in/out quick enough which greatly ruins stroking pleasure and is noisy.</p>
<p>Pure should be like this inside, very similar to a <a href="/tenga-deepthroat/">Tenga deepthroat</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1169" alt="1_1364362041_6_lYebF" src="media/309c2a3d.1_1364362041_6_lYebF.jpg" data-original-source="https://www.onahole.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1_1364362041_6_lYebF.jpg" width="285" height="105" /></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if KM Produce makes good porn, but for onaholes that&#8217;s nothing to be shipped overseas.</p>
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